@brucethomas736:

ihatetiktok1984 :

you can't fire me, I quit!

OG Robbery :

That’s shellfish of him to take it from the executioner

Hedgy :

He must have saw what that lady went through with the botched execution.

Don’t Blink :

Just an example of, when you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.

olnerdyglassturd42 :

bro saved the state like 300k with 20$ in shrimp

How to spot fake news :

This man said 😂😭

nevermind :

I did it myyyyyyyy waaaay 🎶

MAGA :

that's an interesting legal question, can a last meal be denied on the grounds that a known allergic reaction could cause harm? is it not their right to have whatever they ask for? do they have a right to anything at all?

NegativeMancyInGilead :

BWAAHAHAHA he said I will do this my damn self

JohnRyder1980 :

Went out on his own terms

that one lady :

I mean, I get it. I'm allergic to melon. if I know I have to go anyway, ain't nobody gonna be able to stop me from cutting a cantaloupe in half and diving in with a spoon. it's been 25 years since I tasted a melon, I'm not going out without getting another bite

Haircraft and Magic :

I wonder if he loved shrimp prior to his allergy and knew it was his last chance to have it?

bimmergirlie26 :

My man said he would ask for a PB&J. He’s allergic to peanuts.

tfoss77 :

He knew what he was doing.

Brittany Anne :

Okay, king way to screw the system one last time👏👏👏👏

Kevin :

He was waiting his whole life for that meal

Muffinmanroo :

Ultimate rage bait. I have to respect it

Backyardigans :

he wanted to choose 😭😂

c•j :

Checkmate

oraneswife :

Mad respect actually

Silence in the Snow :

Went out on his own terms. I can respect that.

Mr. Niceguy :

Rather do that then be strapped down

iLoveMarieSoMuch :

Executioner: am I a joke to you?

yeezusOG :

Whelp that’s one way to cheat the hangman

Scifer 456 :