@mattwillpost: I know what I’m talking about #skit

Smebulok :

Choom here talking about some 2023 movies, those things are ANCIENT ✌️😭

ANONYMOUS :) :

oh the dude from fortnite 👍

libitinarii :

You're breathtaking!!

Archiver :

What’s funny is our timeline split to cyberpunk was 1997. So they for sure had seen some of his movies

Andres Villa :

They call it Night City because they're all sleeping on legendary actor Keanu Reeves

🇩🇰/🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 :

Is he the guy who wears a wrinkled shirt?

VinnieSlime :

Isn’t cyberpunk set in 2099 dudes mentioning movies from pre 2020 imagine if someone was talking about an actor from the 1920s like this and you realize why it’d be so weird if they knew who Keanu reaves was

w o o z y :

Fun fact: in season 2 of edgerunners it’s confirmed that filmmaking dies off at some point so NOBODY has seen any movie

Liam :

yo whos keanu reeves?

roro :

this guy makes me realize there are still original and creative ideas for tiktoks

Average Texans Enjoyer :

Yesterday (2019)

Squillium_B_MAXIMUM :

Cmon man Constantine

Shaqe :

"what's a matrix"

FroxeWolf :

John wick is in cp77. in the dogtown black market at the big weapons shop in the back right is a weapons case labeled "For Mr. Wick" that Johnny can remark on under specific circumstances

Logan Medalle :

the irony of living in a cyber dystopian future but not knowing about the movie about a cyber dystopian future called matrix😭😭

Seanpoo :

If “you’re breathtaking” is canon then does that mean cyberpunk is canon to cyberpunk

jm exline :

oh you mean the guy from Constantine?

WRETCH :

unironically Run The Jewels has a song that plays on the radio in Cyberpunk 2077 with a line "Keanu Reeves, cyber arm under my sleeve" so they DO know who Keanu is AND that Johnny Silverhand looks like him/ is played by him.

Aidan :

Woah where everyone at

Matt Will Post :

jamiroquai.is.awesome :

yo only roman would have that type of knowledge😭😭😭

⠀ :

I’ve unironically not seen any of these movies

CARNEASAHDUH :

“John wick?”

Cool the Wrathful :

90s and 2010/20s movies would definitely be lost media cuz of the DataKrash, can’t even blame choom for not knowing😭

Contractually/Obligated/Hero :

The shirt was wrinkled that’s why they couldn’t tell