@hooded_hoodlum: 2 milliseconds of me waking in the door 😐#miltok #army #militarylife

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jetlagtez
jetlagtez :
“You’ve been selected at randomly”
2026-10-22 21:29:05
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plukereed
PlukeReed :
extend leave if you think you gonna fail....they won't test you
2026-10-22 21:25:50
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lil.brownbeans
James Beaneth :
laughs in dd214 and joint in hand
2026-10-23 01:37:34
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rlllcky
ricky. :
i haven’t had one in 2 and a half years 😭
2026-10-22 23:23:19
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miniature_maple
Mini Maple :
I know a guy who was active duty in Riley who got tested, popped hot, and still got an honorable
2026-10-23 09:37:13
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_kris.w
Kristian Williams :
I just took one today
2026-10-28 22:57:34
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realtree_kindofgirl
Sheyla🖤 :
They always got my ass every other weekend 😑
2026-10-22 21:40:42
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ballsbig
JBoogey :
I still get nervous even tho I know I’m clean
2026-10-22 22:31:35
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she.luvs._joe
Joe Joe :
What’s the glove for
2026-10-23 15:12:44
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querilla358
Mr.President :
U been selected for_
2026-10-22 21:47:20
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t_thabrat
Its_T :
Whew I remember being called for a random. My Sgt sent me to Walmart to get him dishwashing liquid lol 😂
2026-10-22 22:44:56
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aeriig
AeriiG🌺 :
jokes on you . i detoxed before i came back
2026-10-23 18:24:05
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themojojojo94
Jo jo :
Me at 7 months pregnant like “wha—-“
2026-10-22 22:49:50
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fatfingerfredrick
TraumaDumplin :
I only got hit 2 times and passed by the grace of god😂😂
2026-10-22 22:41:22
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lifewithbray334
lifewithbray334 :
Maybe I am maybe I’m not you’ll just have to catch meee
2026-10-22 21:22:33
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b400418
b40041 :
This is the only time I’ve ever seen the sound 100% make sense
2026-10-22 23:54:39
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tkay_357
Tkay :
“Smart Testing”
2026-10-22 22:08:53
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chclte_thndr
ChclteThndr :
I've been "randomly" selected for UA twice every month for the past 3 months. I haven't been on leave since June.
2026-10-22 22:55:28
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dymedalia
Dyme :
*every blk person in my unit lol
2026-10-22 23:08:29
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lxnchtray
lxnchtray :
I used to have ts every time, now that I think about it there weren’t a lot of black people in my unit but there was always at least 2-3 of us on it😭
2026-10-22 22:50:36
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ky.carter5
Ķÿ :
They told I won some at the cof🤣 was gullible asf
2026-10-26 07:25:35
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lonedynasty
Damn. :
As a military brat. Your videos have always genuinely had me weak. Literally put a video description to what my pops and uncles been describing all my life 😂😂😂
2026-10-26 05:40:52
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babyjoe252_
Baby Joe :
be looking like this on the first day back
2026-10-25 09:28:47
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zoro7x00
Zoro7x :
What are they testing you for?
2026-10-23 19:45:50
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agenttennessee
Agent Tenn :
Had a 25% drug test on a Friday. Then a 100% the next Monday. Lot of people took the bait.
2026-10-23 14:42:29
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