@comedy_castle_: Ryan Davis on what happens when your girlfriend says she wants you to be happy 😂 A familiar relationship phrase becomes the setup for this comedy bit. What everyday relationship phrase deserves its own stand-up routine? 🎤 Comedian: Ryan Davis #RyanDavis #RelationshipHumor #CoupleComedy #StandUpComedy #ComedyCastleClips

kingpens3 :

When me and my wife first started dating,she got mad at me on my birthday because I didn’t show up to a SURPRISE party on time😂. Lol how you gone get mad at me about something I wasn’t even suppose to know

AnonsPage :

"Ain't that better?" - Patrice O'Neal

Matt :

and....you're bankrolling the day too

OTP23 :

Yep she got angry at me on my birthday cos I didn't react or do what she wanted,On my very own birthday.

that_fkr_big_mike 🇺🇸 🇮🇪 :

“Leave me alone for awhile” would be the only thing that I would be able to think of

Meridian Beach :

Told my wife I wanted to put a buzz on, play with my new guitar pedal, and then go out for hamburgers. She said — and I am not embellishing this in any way — “don’t get drunk because then you can’t drive if we go out”, “why would you want to sit in the basement by yourself messing with your toys”, “hamburgers are junk food and make me bloated”, and my favorite, “we should go out dancing or something”. I swear women have different brains.

Anthony Wozniak :

if your woman doesnt know what makes you happy, she shouldn't be your woman.

cloutlord150 :

Nah if I went to a comedy show expecting laughs and left with marriage problems I’d be tight bro 💀

Bub :

Now add menopause to that equation

Patrick Lovelace :

I’m gonna be honest with you. I don’t think that there has ever been words spoken that were more true than that.

cp_bbq :

It’s like trying to figure out what color the letter 7 smells like!!!

David Coleman :

Best way to win is to never play their game

user870499355186 :

My wife did this to me on my 30th…. She’s still mad I didn’t like it 14 years later 😂🥺

abdul strachan :

I rather her be mad at me I know how to make her cool down and be happy

FruitFliesLikeAnAirplane :

"Leave me the F alone, woman"

AsianLA :

This why I hated celebrating my birthday

O.G.VETERAN :

Keep going

BlazingDemon :

a comedian who should be a couples therapist stg[Tears of joy][Tears of joy]

user9940372894958 :

It’s not gonna be a happy day that’s for sure

שי :

Our Bible Journey :

is this comedy or counselling

Jeffery gray :

Why the crowd talking while he talking

youbeening_silly :

some lady in the background just yelled exactly😂

Phillip black wolf :

What a dream

Tru$TRoyal3 :

😭😭😭😭 Dead Azz