@fatstinkycrotchgoblin0:

Be Petty :

Ethan Klein is that u

shynedupbby :

jon bernthal gives me these vibes

bottomthirdtransferee :

This is basically all military relationships both ways

Bean :

*has a giant tattoo of her face on his forearm*

Sen :

It’s the guilt 😁

kay kay🍄☮️🪬 :

i’m scared of men

daniel aalfs :

SHES MY ROCK

Dayton :

I say these things about my wife ): I do love her though. Tf am I supposed to do just call her one of the homies?

Three❣️Swords87 :

When my husband proclaims he loves me a little too loudly:

jenna :

ethan klein be like

ANewEra :

Jynxie :

It’s crazy because this was my husband and then he had a mistress this whole year 😂😭

Eric Rand :

except markiplier. actually really loves his wife

aj :

i was very confused by the typo for a second

Thad freeman :

If they say this and don’t add a “BUT….” It’s prolly not going to work

jazmyn :

At my wedding reception I told my husbands whole family that if he ever cheated on me I would m*rder him 🥰 (they said that’s fine)

Sindell__ :

“She’s my soulmate”

A N G I E 🦋 :

“I could never in a trillion years”

Jennifer Lynn Hill :

Ethan was the wife guy all along.

Lexi Harford :

One of my ex's got my name tattooed on his chest and then she did on me with his so-called best friend. Then he left me for her. so I told her have fun thinking of me every time you look at his chest. The real kicker is she turned out to be a lesbian and he came crawling back 😂

itsangelbaby77 :

is this ethan klein role play? i’m here for it

some loser :

As a married millennial, I had to have a talk with my wife that I love her so much but I will no longer be overhyping her in public. Theres too much to lose 😭

Squid🍉🍉 :

John mulaney

btsarmy4lyfe0 :

why are men

shelb :

they scare me so bad dude….