When my foreman asked me a measurement on something, I’ll tell him “ 3 and 2/8ths “ instead of 1/4 . He gets mad and tells me that’s not a thing and I tell him “yes it is. You just need to do your fractions like a big boy.”
2026-10-23 20:37:49
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Paul Jr :
Go get the level fluid
2026-10-24 21:10:18
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Life.Unlimited :
ask for more parts than you need and make him return all the extra after each task. especially the stuff you’ll need for the next task.
2026-10-24 19:57:00
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Mark Hobson :
If you see any pace on the ground pick it up!
2026-10-24 01:23:53
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Dilly :
one of our new guys asked the supervisor if he could work a half day the next day, and the supervisor replied "sure! I'll put you on the schedule for 12 hours. that's half a day."
2026-10-24 17:57:48
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JuicyB_SubieWRX :
rusty rifle “don’t work & can’t be fired”
2026-10-24 04:24:04
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Redhead07 :
why the young bucks don't wanna do trades
2026-10-24 18:26:38
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F4LSE5H3PHERD :
“Don’t tell me what you used to do for work, I don’t wanna look down on that too” is a personal favorite.
2026-10-24 05:21:37
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Thomas Carruthers :
I was told by a journeyman that he was going to make me his pallbearer so I could let him down one last time.
2026-10-24 17:14:54
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Ben :
some of those are too try hard
2026-10-24 19:25:43
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Zeppie :
Tell ‘em you go up there and try your best I’ll fix it later.
2026-10-23 19:01:05
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Kyle Kostuch :
Ask them to go get a tool from really far away that you don’t end up needing anyways. Continue doing this over and over until the job is over then have them put them away
2026-10-23 19:13:17
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yourmomsbellybutton22 :
I often tell my apprentice he’s really hard to underestimate
2026-10-24 01:22:58
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Tristan_64 :
Send them to go get tools you already have, and when they come back, the job will already be done, and then get onto them for taking too long to find it, so you had to go do it yourself
2026-10-23 18:26:25
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G :
I call my apprentices Christmas lights! They hang together, half of them don’t work and the other half aren’t bright.
2026-10-23 22:51:34
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sprinkler314 :
Working with you is like working by my self but harder
2026-10-24 10:10:36
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StiffR1🏍🍩 :
I gotta write these down [Tears of joy]
2026-10-23 19:43:28
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Life.Unlimited :
“if you complain about being cold again, i’ll put on your apprentice report that you didn’t dress for the work.”
2026-10-24 19:55:08
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Ty White :
When they ask a question say “do what you want you’re gunna do it anyways” as an AP that’s the one
2026-10-23 20:20:37
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Dxrk :
He's used all these recently
2026-10-24 13:19:59
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Canada :
Usually asked them to grab a bag of floating taps
2026-10-23 22:47:34
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mitch.haabala :
You’re just here so I can work by myself 🤣🤣
2026-10-23 21:44:49
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pedro :
Had my guy looking in the truck for a 6 way switch😂😂
2026-10-23 20:31:09
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BanginChains631 :
Nah you can't leave out the CLASSIC "yeah man it looks good... from my house"
2026-10-23 19:37:39
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Def D :
Brutal
2026-10-24 16:11:15
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