@faustianbargainbins: I’m already diagnosed I know #jamesbond #007 #shark #sharks

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bloodybrushstrokes
Bloody.Brushstrokes. :
Are you autistic? Your pattern recognition is amazing!
2026-11-02 23:31:16
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patthewmatel
mateo :
finally, actual science-based reasoning
2026-11-02 14:30:20
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cestgabriele
Gab :
Daniel Craig is a hammerhead. Unique shark.
2026-11-03 03:05:19
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tara.graantt
Tara :
I didnt even need the examples i completely agred with you
2026-11-03 12:00:06
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abella_9315
Abella_9315 :
Ive been rating men based on a rat and frog system. You’ve opened my eyes because some men fit neither.
2026-11-03 20:14:40
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shemackonmyntillize
mack :
Wait… you’re opening my eyes… my shark eyes
2026-11-02 18:19:39
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brichneyfloss
brittany 🍉🏳️‍🌈 :
I was thinking Callum Turner because that would basically guarantee a Dua Lipa theme song, but your reasoning makes more sense.
2026-11-03 00:26:10
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yemma.mk
emmy :
just sleek and pointy
2026-11-02 20:21:16
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nationlass
Nationlass :
Josh O'Connor
2026-11-04 00:39:03
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katiekat_katphish
KatieKat 🐈‍⬛🐾 :
They are all so hot 😭
2026-11-06 17:40:33
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courtbault
courtbault :
as soon as daniel craig popped up i was like "ohh lemon shark"
2026-11-02 19:08:18
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nonsensicalnesses
Nonsensicalnesses :
For once, I have no argument. Solid reasoning, I’m on board.
2026-11-03 02:30:05
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luna.n.gaby
Gaby 🇨🇦🇭🇰 :
I love women in stem
2026-11-03 16:18:30
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vctrsm
meowmeowtokyo :
I hope you’re wrong bc I want the slow horses guy
2026-11-06 16:54:04
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kt.lig
kt.lig :
“And I’m gonna give you examples”
2026-11-03 04:25:56
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qjacki
user1247168447546 :
I think Killian Scott would be great
2026-11-06 17:47:48
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nahno37
no :
oh, you're right
2026-11-06 16:37:33
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heyitsaudreee
Audreetheedoll :
Of that line up Mr Dua Lipa really seems like the obvious choice
2026-11-04 19:02:16
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emily.in.thesprings
emily.in.thesprings :
This makes perfect sense to me
2026-11-03 04:01:08
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lightly.kept
lightly kept :
that IS a shark man
2026-11-03 15:14:52
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amber23alert
Amber23alert :
I think your a glimpse into my daughter's future.
2026-11-03 15:03:41
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probably_isolating
not today :
Have all the Bonds had hooded eyes as well?
2026-11-02 23:58:45
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emmaeditseverything
emmaeditseverything :
The type of boots on the grounds journalism we need right now 🔥
2026-11-02 21:12:25
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jazzyedit
jazzyedit :
It’s the stare too
2026-11-03 23:17:19
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a.chelsea.morning
Chelsea :
I didn’t get it at first but the second Pierce Brosnan popped up, my brain went “oh bull shark”
2026-10-29 21:56:43
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