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I’m so bored I could teach a fish how to ride a bicycle, marry a microwave and divorce a toaster, fight a chair and apologize when I win, teach my left foot French, start beef with a refrigerator, build a spaceship out of cheese, interview a potato for a job, train a mosquito to do my taxes, put sunglasses on a banana and call it my lawyer, challenge a pigeon to a chess match and lose, teach a chicken quantum physics, open a zoo for invisible animals, argue with Google Maps about where I live, give my ceiling a motivational speech, start a podcast with three rocks and a depressed spoon, learn how to speak fluent refrigerator, put my brain on airplane mode, adopt 47 penguins and name them all Kevin, become Batman but only fight people who steal Wi-Fi, invent a new color and refuse to explain it, give my shadow a day off, start beef with the number 7 because it looks suspicious, teach a dinosaur how to use TikTok, become a professional nap athlete, put a cucumber in a suit and send it to a job interview, unplug the universe and plug it back in, become a sentient traffic cone and block the entrance to Area 51, move to Neptune, open a McDonald’s for ghosts, and STILL come back home with nothing to do.
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