I also choose this guys dead wife, followed closely by the it is imperative that the cylinder not be harmed and then the entire concept of rate my chives
2026-10-26 17:57:13
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Protectyaneck :
I dunno "I put on my robe and wizard hat" has gotta be close
2026-10-25 06:53:13
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nathan :
I like to think when the guy who lost his wife read that comment he laughed for the first time in years
2026-10-25 06:55:19
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Cheyanne Durling :
That and the “my friends and I would’ve beaten ET to death with a hammer I can tell you that much”.
2026-10-25 19:59:04
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Kelli :
2026-10-27 00:25:53
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Ari :
internet heritage moment. right next to the cylinder must remain unharmed
2026-10-25 06:34:50
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weeb_the_people ☭ :
The fact that just some random guy says it, is even wilder.
2026-10-24 20:19:20
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sms :
It set the tone for comments on Reddit for the next decade
2026-10-25 08:26:04
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🌈♾️ Nevaeh :3 :
this is one of my most favourite tumblr posts
2026-11-02 18:50:14
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ChrisS97 :
they guy is out there somewhere... just living like a normal person
2026-10-24 19:46:33
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Alyse Schaefer :
Still not over this one.
2026-10-27 17:24:43
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lilia :
This, the cylinder/hopital, and CBAT are the Reddit hall of fame trifecta
2026-10-25 11:06:18
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The Referee :
That one and the cylinder were top 3 internet moments
2026-10-24 19:09:21
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Cole :
and it's the most upvoted comment of all time, it has the awards to back up the agenda
2026-10-25 07:17:59
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Rudy Barrera :
It’s the best comment of the year hands down
2026-11-05 14:45:18
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Sara Kastner :
my huaband didn't laugh at it, and I've been in a funk ever sense- did i choose wrong?
2026-11-05 15:46:56
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Stella Rox :
maybe not quite as good, but I now use "did the journal factory explode" all the time
2026-11-05 15:44:53
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Wildpandora :
Imagine how that guy must feel everyday knowing he made something so comedically iconic
2026-11-05 12:58:53
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tomatoleaf8 :
I also love the Motivational™️one from fb or something where it's a double amputee with prosthetic legs who climbed Mount Everest captioned, "What's your excuse?" and the top comment was "His legs don't hurt!" ☠️
2026-10-24 19:12:34
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Colin :
The funniest part is even the guy who wrote that heartfelt post about his dead wife thought it was hysterical.
2026-10-24 20:58:09
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Bryce🦈 :
The Redditers really locked in with this and “it’s imperative the cylinder remains unharmed”
2026-10-25 20:38:06
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kaininer :
How beautiful the original post that comment is on is what makes so amazing
2026-10-24 19:59:42
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Baeleb :
how it felt seeing that comment when the thread was fresh
2026-10-25 23:47:04
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bambi-23 :
2026-10-26 07:40:24
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Seabiscuit :
In case some of you for some reason are confused on what OP is talking about
2026-10-25 12:30:30
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