@lifeinlittle: My morning routine consists of staring into the void for 45 minutes while my coffee gets aggressively lukewarm. --------------------------------------- ➡️ [Pre-Commute Paralysis] Explained: The liminal space between waking up and participating in capitalism, where your soul heavily debates if faking a highly contagious disease is worth burning a PTO day. #CorporateLife #MorningRoutine #9to5Grind #WorkMemes #OfficeHumor