@benedictpolizzi: bros dating your babysitter #dad

Lily Beijo :

Are you appalled or impressed? I can’t tell

nancy williams415 :

With the soap bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I was just fussing at my boyfriend for leaving weird hair on the soap 🤣🤣🤣

Bilson10677 :

My dad didn’t have abs. Lol

Al :

This is what happiness is made of

unpocococoaloco :

So you're saying he's divorced right?

Wally Mario :

all the essentials

jakebenedix :

Soap with the hair on it got me 😂

KK :

Cereal in the Tupperware 🤣

moo555 :

They always end up dating the fucking babysitter 😭

Blastoise Rider :

Dang, Ben!!!

colingellner :

This, but Terminator 2.

vanagonwarriorlife :

The dial soap is super accurate

Compat868 :

Effin Mint!

allycat8293 :

No lawn chair furniture ?

〽️ 𝔞𝔠𝔢 :

First impression of you. Stalked the page and I’m worried but intrigued enough to follow along 😭

Big Paulie :

PEAK dad lore

Carlton Brooks :

This but donkey Kong on a Nintendo, otherwise my literal memories but you’re jacked hahah

Scrotos Baggins :

U from Mass lmaoo

carlos67812 :

SilverfreyGlitter :

:'( so sorry God Bless 🙏

r0tten :

Dad let's me have lucky charms for dinner, Mom!!! I hate you.

Brandon :

and he's bee keeping age...

addiekosten :

Don’t fcking ruin this song for me

Webby :

I wanna know what that Daddy did get divorced. emphasis on Daddy.

KarenCuntFace :

I have no gag reflex and i eat cake