@flyingspaghettiaudits: Bristlecone pine trees DEBUNK Noah's Flood #noahsark #atheist #skeptic #biblehistory #godless

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kingcrimsxn
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they just copied the story from older mesopotamian myths, read the epic of gilgamesh
2026-10-25 15:09:27
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schabowy456
schabowy456 :
also how does any land plant species survive the flood
2026-10-25 16:30:49
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vdgboy
VDG :
how did coral reef, that need shallow water, survive the flood
2026-10-25 20:15:43
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mxliro
murillo (swemo version) ❤️‍🔥 :
nothing in the bible happened my dude
2026-10-25 18:23:29
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louiehenness
Kosmo :
there are lake beds in the sahara desert what have been dry for 10 thousand years
2026-10-27 16:00:49
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deanvandanhurck
🦖🦕Dean van den hurck🇳🇱 :
also dinosaurus pretty much debunk the whole ass bible since they're older then pretty much all of thr events of the bible since they lived over 240 to 66 million years ago
2026-10-25 15:42:11
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fjwkifnanjd
gigfyhcgu568 :
I don't know why they want Noahs arc to be true. it makes god evil if it is
2026-10-25 21:07:09
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carlikesitz
DDLC Fan Forever :
i told my teacher im not comfortable praying because i am an atheist, and he shamed me infront of the class and denied science, just like this
2026-10-25 15:44:08
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bill1993works
user62873858365 :
And because the animals since they only had brought 2 of each gender, they would’ve died off because mating they’re own sisters or brothers could’ve killed and deform them.
2026-10-25 15:43:59
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myoppsarechopped
messedupmeso :
You don’t got to throw the bible.
2026-10-25 15:36:17
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catizluvcatizlife
Goodman :
"Oh no the fictional book isn't real"
2026-10-27 05:52:05
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silly_doggo
sillydoggo :
metaphor or smth
2026-10-25 16:38:28
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vihanemees
buck :
Thousands of animals closed up in a wood boat for over a year with no light or ventilation? Why waste a second thinking about it?
2026-10-25 17:58:46
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cowtownviking
Cowtown Dane :
They also conveniently ignore the fact that there are civilizations that are continuously existing, like China. They are claiming then that after the “flood” a bunch of Noah’s kids ran off to China and quickly started a civilization and changed their Semitic features, language and culture to Chinese and dropped all recognizable links to the Middle East.
2026-10-25 17:15:14
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felixhirad
Felix :
other countries also exsisted during the "flood" how where they fine?
2026-10-25 19:01:07
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mantelmosley32
east_man :
Not to mention there are multiple civilizations that predate Noahs flood that didn't notice it
2026-10-25 20:21:21
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ianturley_art
Ian :
Wait.... those trees were in N. America and the guy who wrote the story didn't know N. America was a thing so obviously the water never reached as far!
2026-10-26 08:34:26
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dorek_studio
Dorek_studio :
2026-10-25 16:32:34
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mensa_elite
Bio Relevance :
Um there are thousands of facts that the flood never happened...not to mention they had no idea what continents even existed back then or the size of the planet
2026-10-25 15:46:24
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captaindc95
The Don :
So subjective tree age trumps the Bible? Good to know.
2026-10-27 02:10:19
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happiboi04
ĤÃPPÏ_ƁØÏ :
Now I might not be the wrong person to say this, but when translating the Bible into english, One word was used as father in English than it's more other reasons (grandfather, great grandfather etc.) so the ark could have been longer ago than it's clearly stated
2026-10-26 02:06:16
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tiv1_itzvash
SUBRIANSHOP :
first off, it's only 40 days, second, the big bang THEORY, doesn't have an explanation, and the bible even predicted things thats currently happening today
2026-10-26 08:22:27
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unableplayz_games
soda :
why do athiests expect religious people to abandon their faith because "its proven to be ffake"
2026-10-26 11:57:44
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unblighted
UnBlighted :
Yet you forget the altitude, it would take days for it to flood and fully submerged trees die in a month.
2026-10-25 17:42:41
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drantheking
drantheking :
Also, ancient societies thrived and lived through the time that the flood supposedly happened. When you mention this, Christians will say it wasn't a global flood but it felt global to the people. They make excuses for everything wrong in their book.
2026-10-26 20:34:23
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