I sprayed axe cologne in my dads eyes for absolutely no reason then he sent me to my room in the dark (I hated the dark) and later on when he came to check on me he opened the door and I was standing right there & did it again 😭
2026-11-04 03:50:18
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Carly Nicole :
I put a torque necklace on my face like a stethoscope and the ends of it shot deep into my ear canals. 6 year old me was not expecting that at all I was just trying to play doctor and then they started bleeding. My parents took me to the ER and I never told anyone what actually happened. I got a serious work up bc they thought I just was spontaneously bleeding from the ears 😭
2026-11-04 19:58:34
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killerjojo98 :
brought a star nosed mole into the mini van before a 4 hour road trip, only revealing him 30 minutes in
2026-11-04 08:18:51
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BRI :
Threw a blanket over my dad while he was driving
2026-11-05 07:28:01
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Ash :
I would usually wake up earlier than my parents and watch TV when I was little. one morning I shook them awake babbling excitedly about how they had to come watch the cool show where they were crashing planes into things.
this is how I informed my parents of 9/11
2026-11-04 05:32:53
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Aubrey 🌲🤍 :
I was probably 5. I had a brunette life size doll that I put in my comforter and I hid under my bed. My dad went to tuck me in and I grabbed his ankles.
2026-11-05 04:47:18
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Mal Tooker :
I put all my furbies in my dad’s underwear drawer one night so when he was up at 4am getting ready for work he opened it and they all screamed at him. Hell of a way to start the work day.
2026-11-04 22:02:25
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Latrell :
I tried to be sweet and wake them up by serenading them when I was 5 but I could not sing so i decided to just stand in there room with a candle just doing a high pitched scream in the middle of the night 😂 😂
2026-11-04 10:32:35
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Bambi😈 :
In kindergarten I was trying to wash mascara off my eyes but it left a black smudge under my eyes. My teacher asked me about it. For unknown reasons, I said my uncle socked me in the eye for stealing his ashtray. CPS investigation discovered I had no uncles. And I’m a liar.
2026-11-04 06:50:19
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Tori :
After reading these comments, my parents had NO RIGHT to complain about me.
2026-10-31 01:15:31
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MK Prophett :
I would introduce myself with my full name and address
2026-11-05 04:46:09
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hallie :
Not me, but my younger brother was messing with our moms phone on Christmas Eve & accidentally dialed 911 then immediately hung up. They still showed up & turns out my mom actually had a warrant for her arrest anyway so they took her ass to jail. We told him he ruined Christmas that year
2026-11-04 03:08:39
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Dani :
My sister and I dug up the bones of our dead dog and tried piecing them together so she’d come back to life like Night at the Museum and my grandma walked outside and was horrified
2026-11-05 20:04:39
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jordan_valdo12 :
I painted my moms eyelids with nail polish while she was asleep
2026-11-05 13:28:55
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Allison Marie :
At the dinner table w my parents and my grandmother. Me, 8 years old, asks my grandma if she knows what a “shart” is. She says “no, honey, what is it?” I explain what it is and everyone laughs hysterically. My dad laughed so hard he couldn’t catch his breath and he passed out, falling backwards in his chair and smacked his head on the floor. He was out cold for a solid 30 seconds which felt like eternity. We thought I killed him. We called 911 and the ambulance came.
2026-11-06 01:47:08
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🪼✪Bubble✪🪼 :
I was playing with my LPS toys and my dad was sleeping, idk why but I gently dropped the purple cat one down his throat, it got lodged between his tonsils 😭 he also has a really bad gag reflex, and drove to the ER while practically choking and gagging
2026-11-06 01:47:24
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sippycup<3 :
my cousin stole my pillow once so i bit him HARD. on his back. i dont know how i did it but he still reminds me of it almost 15 years later😭
2026-11-06 01:52:16
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kittykats094 :
I said Jesus Christ for the first time ever on Easter dinner in front of my very catholic grandparents and extended family when I was 10…. You would have thought I just murdered someone by the looks and gasps I got haha I don’t know why I said it on that day but it felt right in the moment.
2026-11-06 01:49:53
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wickedclitofthewest :
The girl liking the wind knocked out of her has me wheeeeeeziing
2026-11-05 06:42:58
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chloe :
i used to jump off the top of my jungle gym and purposefully land in a starfish position because i enjoyed getting the wind knocked out of me
2026-11-05 01:57:20
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slime..puppy :
Seven years old on a huge family camping trip, I was pissed that my cousins wouldn't let me play football with them so I wandered as far into Yosemite as I could to punish everyone 😭 Spent maybe two hours trying to find my way back and approached the first trustworthy-looking man I could find on a trail. He then spends several MORE hours walking from campsite to campsite with me on his shoulders until he found my parents. Don is a family friend to this day. Thanks Don.
2026-11-05 08:25:12
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Sandi :
I used to climb the hallway walls (skinny halls where my hands and feet could each both sides). I would climb to the top, make myself horizontal to the ceiling, then drop on my parents when they would walk through
2026-11-05 01:27:54
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Kenzo :
My mom told me not to lose the house key so I swallowed it.
2026-11-05 02:47:21
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Jake :
When i was like 5 or 6. I would wake my parents up, by throwing a pair of socks that was balled together and yelling grenade, then closing the door. (my dad is a veteran btw) 😂
2026-11-05 07:03:12
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jennasnyders :
I was 3yrs old. My BABY brother goes missing. My mom couldn’t find him anywhere. She’s freaking out, panicking. The neighbors are all looking for him. Cops are searching. HELICOPTER gets called out. It’s chaos. I end up falling asleep in the chaos and I’m all curled up in a corner, cold. My mom goes to grab me a blanket from the linen closet. There’s my BABY brother, asleep in a laundry basket. I hid him.
2026-11-04 06:41:19
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