@callmeswagger0: If anyone hates its totally satire .. it’s my type of obsessed 👀 don’t take ts seriously #obsessed #gf

𒉭𝔑𝔦𝔠𝔨𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔯𒉭 :

then i listen to her like a lil puppy I’m

LadiesMan217 ꗞ :

Oh no I would hate this👀

fiecewolf :

"until I make you stay inside 24/7" just described my whole routine✌🏻

𝙃𝙖𝙫𝙤𝙘™ :

"hey I really like you"

onebadnapkin :

WHEN IS IT MY TURN

K.C.B. :

Why don't woman like this actually exist sigh

🛑♦️recon/sunder♦️🛑 :

BUT THATS WHAT I WANT

The socially awkward crab :

ya know what time to gamble

Endergamer35376 :

how am I supposed to find someone like this, its not as easy as it looks specially if your someone whos a looser and has like only 4 best friends. I legit am to scared to ask people at the store for help how am I supost to ask a girl out 😭 (and its not like im small skinny shy dude) i just have confidence issues 💀

Synn :

We waiting for someone like this

𝔍𝔲𝔫𝔦𝔬𝔯 :

#needat

Jojarble🤑 :

Any girls like this hmu👀

Ethan :

lwk had one like this but she broke up with me💀guess im more super duper obsessed😈

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need

zawiz :

Sound amazing

🪐Bryant ﾒ𝟶 :

Oh noooo my lobster too buttery

dazaiswetstickydildouphisass :

I would fucking LOVE if my gf was like that

EASTONNNN :

Oh no this is awful

☦️ :

zerophyx8 :

Still want it

Conner :

so when's our first date

pot :

what if im a chronically lonley loser that needs sombody with me at all times and has an obsession with talking '-' kinda sounds like a dream ngl

Jaybo. :

ts weird🫩