🤣🤣😂 Girl, you’re so dangerously beautiful that even my phone has called an emergency meeting with my wallet! 😭📱💸
My phone said, “Bro, I can zoom in on her beauty, but I can’t zoom in on your bank balance!” 🤣🤣
My heart wants to marry you, my brain is busy calculating bride price, and my M-Pesa balance has already switched off its phone! 😭😂💔
Even my ancestors are asking, “Son, are you in love or are you applying for bankruptcy?🤣🤣❤️🔥😂