@that1mp: “Is he yours” #military #miltok #militarytiktok #militaryhumor #army

Sayvon 🤠 :

As an officer idk, I helped run land nav over the summer and the soldiers were walking around genuinely on the wrong half of the map

-Jester- :

THAT SMILE AT THE END😭 hes so proud of himself

Benjamin Smith :

*At EST* Enlisted: Sir I'm not hitting shit I think this weapon is broke Oficer: No the machine is fine you just need to shoot better E-4:Lets pull up the zero screen and see where the laser registers *the weapon was REALLY broken*

axl :

Supporting small creators

Vulong the slug :

Promote that E4, promote ahead of peers.

IT DEPARTMENT :

his NCO

Vann :

Andrew :

Holy early, big sarge I rolled the M1

justdick :

hold on ... let him cook

toasted_bread :

Banger ideas

Raymond :

I mean the bidet thing is fair (I've never used one but its solid argument)

JamesDupuis :

im in.

Kay :

I always show these to my husband (Army enlisted) and he cracks up 🤣

dakotahbasso :

holy shit im early holy peak

Chapter Master Noble :

MP are canonically the funniest soldiers

giogiogioyoy :

All I’m saying is a specialist jester at every platoon and company leadership meeting would raise moral among all NCOs and Officers.

Austin Miller :

Now do one where they all agree at some point

David :

Yo SSG Bussy. could I get a promotion waiver pls? ong I got a 314 on my aft it's deserved

Riley :

“Spc bussy has a point sir”

Jesse Owens :

when did bussy pick up 6

Hernan :

Jacob Moore :

officer clearly had the map upside down when plotting.

IttyBittyTinyWennie :

Can you change the E in your name to Y please SSgt

Bebo1509 :

Any advice you can give for someone that's joining? Just need to choose a job and get sworn in next Tuesday hopefully