@sfstandard: Romance might be dead, but corporate espionage is thriving โค๏ธ ๐ŸŽค + ๐Ÿ“: @sophmakesjokes ๐ŸŽฅ: Jim McCambridge

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meheyguy
MeHeyGuy :
GUYS they released this two weeks before the NVIDIA scandal.
2026-11-10 16:59:52
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carlalee_m
Carla Lee :
At my old job, we used to have training like this, and I can guarantee you, while we all had to sit in the room, we all knew who the training was for.
2026-11-10 20:53:04
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stanonmain
Stan :
Me at the gym waiting for my spy to find me
2026-10-26 21:04:11
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melmoo79
melmoo :
I canโ€™t believe this is our timeline
2026-11-10 12:46:53
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kaquila
Aquila :
If they say, โ€œI like your leather jacket.โ€ That woman is a spy
2026-11-10 23:12:19
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turhsus
Sushrut Athavale :
Nick Scarpino!!?
2026-10-26 19:58:21
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52626123odh
Gaujo :
Still waiting for my Chinese spy ๐Ÿฅฐ
2026-10-26 20:22:25
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let_hate_sit_alone
let_hate_sit_alone :
it's funny but this is basically the training my mom and uncle received when they worked for a military r&d company. my mom said that when she worked there, she had to report something as basic as being out at a restaurant and a couple the next table over spoke Russian. honey pot schemes were a known thing. (don't come for me, spies, they are both dead now and I don't know what they worked on ๐Ÿ˜ญ)
2026-10-26 20:51:53
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marc0ph03n1x6
MARC0-PH03N1X :
so basically be wary of anyone who finds you attractive. [Tears of joy][Tears of joy][Tears of joy]
2026-11-10 21:50:52
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dantheman.fyi
DanTheMan.FYI :
How am I supposed to bring my 16โ€ MacBook Pro to the bar without my backpack?!
2026-11-11 13:20:38
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chaoticgray
ChaoticGray :
I am NOT 100% sure this is parody and not a real corporate training videoโ€ฆ
2026-10-27 12:30:05
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lemmingbob
LemmingBob :
"Ethically neutralized" ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
2026-10-26 20:45:18
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mcbainnn
E :
This video was much better than it needed to be
2026-10-26 20:47:03
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kimberlyhanneken
kimberlyhanneken :
when she's asking for the defense main frame codes[Laugh approved][Laugh approved][Laugh approved][Laugh approved][Laugh approved] IYKYK
2026-10-27 17:41:24
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amethystthemal
AmethystTheMal :
as a former software engineer, can confirm my encounters with the ladies has increased after leaving *cough* laid off
2026-10-26 20:22:37
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sir5000_
Sir5000 :
wait is that Nick Scarpino
2026-10-26 21:34:43
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rachelduckbp
rachelduckbp :
6 months after IPO ๐Ÿ˜‚
2026-11-10 16:00:34
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jozzard
jozzard :
The banal background music makes it so real.
2026-10-26 20:32:32
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samshoe21
SamShoe :
Watching this while wearing my quarter zip because itโ€™s comfy๐Ÿ˜”
2026-11-10 16:41:33
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m4rn1ee1
Marnie :
The quarter zip [Tears of joy][Tears of joy][Tears of joy]
2026-10-26 17:48:39
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big_puppy4
big_puppy :
I'm gonna change my LinkedIn to OpenAI immediately!!! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช
2026-10-26 23:09:48
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ohhey_itserika
Erika :
We have the hottest spies ๐Ÿ’…
2026-10-26 19:59:47
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susuins
Stephanie :
This is amazing!
2026-10-26 20:02:00
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pandaplanetz
PandaPlanetz :
Sent to my IT guy
2026-11-10 15:02:54
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โ€ข ู†ุงูŠู ุญู…ุฏุงู† | ู‡ู„ ููŠ ุงู„ุฌู€ุŒู€ู† ุดุงุนุฑ (ู‚ุตุต ู…ู† ูˆุงุฏูŠ ุนุจู‚ู€ุŒู€ุฑ) โœจ โ€ข ุฏุนู…ูƒู… ุจุฅุนุงุฏุฉ ุงู„ู†ุดุฑ ๐Ÿ”ƒ ู‚ุตุต ู†ุงูŠู ุญู…ุฏุงู† ู‚ุตุต ู…ู† ูˆุงุฏูŠ ุนุจู‚ู€ุŒู€ุฑ #ู†ุงูŠู_ุญู…ุฏุงู† #explorer #ุชุตู…ูŠู… #ู†ุงูŠู #ู‚ุตุต_ู†ุงูŠู_ุญู…ุฏุงู† #trending #explor #ุชุฌู…ูŠุนุงุช_ุณู†ุงุจุงุช_ู†ุงูŠู #ุณู†ุงุจุงุช_ู†ุงูŠู_ุญู…ุฏุงู† #ูŠุนู‚ูˆุจ_ุนุจุฏุงู„ู„ู‡ #ุงู„ุจุดุฑ_ุงุจู†_ู…ุทุฑ #ุงุญู…ุฏ_ุงู„ูŠุดูƒุฑูŠ #ู†ุงูŠู #ุญู…ุฏุงู† #ุงูƒุณุจู„ูˆุฑexplore #ู‚ุตุต #ู‚ุตุต_ุชุงุฑูŠุฎูŠู‡ #ุชุงุฑูŠุฎ #ุงู„ู…ู„ูƒ_ุงู„ู†ุงุตุฑ_ูŠุณู„ู…_ุนู„ูŠูƒ #ุงู„ู…ู„ูƒ_ุงู„ู†ุงุตุฑ #ุณูˆุฑุฉ_ุงุจู†_ุงู„ุญุฑ #ูŠุณู„ู…_ุนู„ูŠูƒ #ู…ู‚ุงุทุน_ู†ุงูŠู_ุญู…ุฏุงู† #ู‚ุตุงุฆุฏ #ุดุนุฑ #ุฎูˆุงุทุฑ #ุฎูˆุงุทุฑ_ุดุนุฑูŠุฉ #ุงู„ุดุนุจ_ุงู„ุตูŠู†ูŠ_ู…ุงู„ู‡_ุญู„๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
ุฃู‡ู’ุฏู ู‡ุฐุง ุงู„ุฏู‘ูุนุงุกู’ ู„ูุฃูู…ู‘ููƒู’ ๐Ÿค . ุงู„ู„ู‘ูŽู‡ูู…ู‘ูŽ ุนูŽุงูููŠ ุงู…ูŠ ูููŠ ุจูŽุฏูŽู†ูู‡ุง ุŒ ุงู„ู„ู‘ูŽู‡ูู…ู‘ูŽ ุนูŽุงููู‡ุง ูููŠ ุณูŽู…ู’ุนูู‡ุง ุงู„ู„ู‘ูŽู‡ูู…ู‘ูŽ ุนูŽุงููู‡ุง ูููŠ ุจูŽุตูŽุฑูู‡ุง  ุงู„ู„ู‘ูŽู‡ูู…ู‘ูŽ ุงู†ูŠ ุฃุณุชูˆุฏูุนููƒูŽ ุงู…ูŠ ุงู„ู„ู‘ูŽู‡ูู…ู‘ูŽ ุฅู†ูŠ ุฃุณุฃู„ููƒ ุจู†ูˆุฑู ูˆุฌู‡ููƒ ุงู„ุฐูŠ ุฃุดุฑูŽู‚ุช ู„ู‡ ุงู„ุณู…ุงูˆุงุชู ูˆุงู„ุฃุฑุถู ุฃู† ุชุฌุนู„ูŽ ุงู…ูŠ ููŠ ุญูุฑุฒููƒ ูˆุญูุธููƒ ูˆุฌูˆุงุฑููƒ ูˆุชุญุชูŽ ูƒู†ูููƒ ุฑูŽุจู‘ู ุฃูŽุนูู†ู’ ุงู…ูŠ ูˆูŽู„ูŽุง ุชูุนูู†ู’ ุนูŽู„ูŽูŠู‡ุง ุŒ ูˆูŽุงู†ู’ุตูุฑู’ู‡ุง ูˆูŽู„ูŽุง ุชูŽู†ู’ุตูุฑู’ ุนูŽู„ูŽูŠู‡ุงุŒ ูˆูŽุงู…ู’ูƒูุฑู’ ู„ูู‡ุง ูˆูŽู„ูŽุง ุชูŽู…ู’ูƒูุฑู’ ุนูŽู„ูŽูŠู‡ุงุŒ ูˆูŽุงู‡ู’ุฏูู‡ุง ูˆูŽูŠูŽุณู‘ูุฑู ุงู„ู’ู‡ูุฏูŽู‰ ู„ูู‡ุงุŒ ูˆูŽุงู†ู’ุตูุฑู’ู‡ุง ุนูŽู„ูŽู‰ ู…ูŽู†ู’ ุจูŽุบูŽู‰ ุนูŽู„ูŽูŠู‡ุงุŒ ุฑูŽุจู‘ู ุงุฌู’ุนูŽู„ู’ู‡ุง ู„ูŽูƒูŽ ุดูŽูƒู‘ูŽุงุฑูŽู‡ ุŒ ู„ูŽูƒูŽ ุฐูŽูƒู‘ูŽุงุฑูŽู‡ุŒ ู„ูŽูƒูŽ ุฑูŽู‡ู‘ูŽุงุจู‡ุŒ ู„ูŽูƒูŽ ู…ูุทู’ูˆูŽุงุนู‡ุŒ ู„ูŽูƒูŽ ู…ูุฎู’ุจูุชู‡ ุฅูู„ูŽูŠู’ูƒูŽ ุฃูŽูˆู‘ูŽุงู‡ู‹ุฉู‹ ู…ูู†ููŠุจู‡ุŒ ุฑูŽุจู‘ู ุชูŽู‚ูŽุจู‘ูŽู„ู’ ุชูŽูˆู’ุจูŽุชู‡ุง ูˆูŽุงุบู’ุณูู„ู’ ุญูŽูˆู’ุจูŽุชู‡ุง ูˆูŽุฃูŽุฌูุจู’ ุฏูŽุนู’ูˆูŽุชู‡ุง ูˆูŽุซูŽุจู‘ูุชู’ ุญูุฌู‘ูŽุชู‡ุง ูˆูŽุณูŽุฏู‘ูุฏู’ ู„ูุณูŽุงู†ู‡ุง ูˆูŽุงู‡ู’ุฏู ู‚ูŽู„ู’ุจู‡ุง ูˆูŽุงุณู’ู„ูู„ู’ ุณูŽุฎููŠู…ูŽุฉูŽ ุตูŽุฏู’ุฑูู‡ุง ุงู„ู„ู‘ูŽู‡ูู…ู‘ูŽ ุงูƒู’ููู‡ุง ุจูุญูŽู„ูŽุงู„ููƒูŽ ุนูŽู†ู’ ุญูŽุฑูŽุงู…ููƒูŽ ูˆูŽุฃูŽุบู’ู†ูู‡ุง ุจูููŽุถู’ู„ููƒูŽ ุนูŽู…ู‘ูŽู†ู’ ุณููˆูŽุงูƒูŽ ุงู„ู„ู‘ูŽู‡ูู…ู‘ูŽ ุงุณู’ุชูุฑู’ ุนูŽูˆู’ุฑูŽุงุชูู‡ุง ูˆูŽุขู…ูู†ู’ ุฑูŽูˆู’ุนูŽุงุชูู‡ุงุŒ ูˆูŽุงุญู’ููŽุธู’ู‡ุง ู…ูู†ู’ ุจูŽูŠู’ู†ู ูŠูŽุฏูŽูŠู‡ุง ูˆูŽู…ูู†ู’ ุฎูŽู„ู’ูู‡ุง ูˆูŽุนูŽู†ู’ ูŠูŽู…ููŠู†ูู‡ุง ูˆูŽุนูŽู†ู’ ุดูู…ูŽุงู„ูู‡ุง ูˆูŽู…ูู†ู’ ููŽูˆู’ู‚ูู‡ุงุŒ ูˆูŽุฃูŽุนููˆุฐู ุจูุนูŽุธูŽู…ูŽุชููƒูŽ ุฃูŽู†ู’ ุชูุบุชุงู„ูŽ ู…ูู†ู’ ุชูŽุญู’ุชูู‡ุง
ุฃู‡ู’ุฏู ู‡ุฐุง ุงู„ุฏู‘ูุนุงุกู’ ู„ูุฃูู…ู‘ููƒู’ ๐Ÿค . ุงู„ู„ู‘ูŽู‡ูู…ู‘ูŽ ุนูŽุงูููŠ ุงู…ูŠ ูููŠ ุจูŽุฏูŽู†ูู‡ุง ุŒ ุงู„ู„ู‘ูŽู‡ูู…ู‘ูŽ ุนูŽุงููู‡ุง ูููŠ ุณูŽู…ู’ุนูู‡ุง ุงู„ู„ู‘ูŽู‡ูู…ู‘ูŽ ุนูŽุงููู‡ุง ูููŠ ุจูŽุตูŽุฑูู‡ุง ุงู„ู„ู‘ูŽู‡ูู…ู‘ูŽ ุงู†ูŠ ุฃุณุชูˆุฏูุนููƒูŽ ุงู…ูŠ ุงู„ู„ู‘ูŽู‡ูู…ู‘ูŽ ุฅู†ูŠ ุฃุณุฃู„ููƒ ุจู†ูˆุฑู ูˆุฌู‡ููƒ ุงู„ุฐูŠ ุฃุดุฑูŽู‚ุช ู„ู‡ ุงู„ุณู…ุงูˆุงุชู ูˆุงู„ุฃุฑุถู ุฃู† ุชุฌุนู„ูŽ ุงู…ูŠ ููŠ ุญูุฑุฒููƒ ูˆุญูุธููƒ ูˆุฌูˆุงุฑููƒ ูˆุชุญุชูŽ ูƒู†ูููƒ ุฑูŽุจู‘ู ุฃูŽุนูู†ู’ ุงู…ูŠ ูˆูŽู„ูŽุง ุชูุนูู†ู’ ุนูŽู„ูŽูŠู‡ุง ุŒ ูˆูŽุงู†ู’ุตูุฑู’ู‡ุง ูˆูŽู„ูŽุง ุชูŽู†ู’ุตูุฑู’ ุนูŽู„ูŽูŠู‡ุงุŒ ูˆูŽุงู…ู’ูƒูุฑู’ ู„ูู‡ุง ูˆูŽู„ูŽุง ุชูŽู…ู’ูƒูุฑู’ ุนูŽู„ูŽูŠู‡ุงุŒ ูˆูŽุงู‡ู’ุฏูู‡ุง ูˆูŽูŠูŽุณู‘ูุฑู ุงู„ู’ู‡ูุฏูŽู‰ ู„ูู‡ุงุŒ ูˆูŽุงู†ู’ุตูุฑู’ู‡ุง ุนูŽู„ูŽู‰ ู…ูŽู†ู’ ุจูŽุบูŽู‰ ุนูŽู„ูŽูŠู‡ุงุŒ ุฑูŽุจู‘ู ุงุฌู’ุนูŽู„ู’ู‡ุง ู„ูŽูƒูŽ ุดูŽูƒู‘ูŽุงุฑูŽู‡ ุŒ ู„ูŽูƒูŽ ุฐูŽูƒู‘ูŽุงุฑูŽู‡ุŒ ู„ูŽูƒูŽ ุฑูŽู‡ู‘ูŽุงุจู‡ุŒ ู„ูŽูƒูŽ ู…ูุทู’ูˆูŽุงุนู‡ุŒ ู„ูŽูƒูŽ ู…ูุฎู’ุจูุชู‡ ุฅูู„ูŽูŠู’ูƒูŽ ุฃูŽูˆู‘ูŽุงู‡ู‹ุฉู‹ ู…ูู†ููŠุจู‡ุŒ ุฑูŽุจู‘ู ุชูŽู‚ูŽุจู‘ูŽู„ู’ ุชูŽูˆู’ุจูŽุชู‡ุง ูˆูŽุงุบู’ุณูู„ู’ ุญูŽูˆู’ุจูŽุชู‡ุง ูˆูŽุฃูŽุฌูุจู’ ุฏูŽุนู’ูˆูŽุชู‡ุง ูˆูŽุซูŽุจู‘ูุชู’ ุญูุฌู‘ูŽุชู‡ุง ูˆูŽุณูŽุฏู‘ูุฏู’ ู„ูุณูŽุงู†ู‡ุง ูˆูŽุงู‡ู’ุฏู ู‚ูŽู„ู’ุจู‡ุง ูˆูŽุงุณู’ู„ูู„ู’ ุณูŽุฎููŠู…ูŽุฉูŽ ุตูŽุฏู’ุฑูู‡ุง ุงู„ู„ู‘ูŽู‡ูู…ู‘ูŽ ุงูƒู’ููู‡ุง ุจูุญูŽู„ูŽุงู„ููƒูŽ ุนูŽู†ู’ ุญูŽุฑูŽุงู…ููƒูŽ ูˆูŽุฃูŽุบู’ู†ูู‡ุง ุจูููŽุถู’ู„ููƒูŽ ุนูŽู…ู‘ูŽู†ู’ ุณููˆูŽุงูƒูŽ ุงู„ู„ู‘ูŽู‡ูู…ู‘ูŽ ุงุณู’ุชูุฑู’ ุนูŽูˆู’ุฑูŽุงุชูู‡ุง ูˆูŽุขู…ูู†ู’ ุฑูŽูˆู’ุนูŽุงุชูู‡ุงุŒ ูˆูŽุงุญู’ููŽุธู’ู‡ุง ู…ูู†ู’ ุจูŽูŠู’ู†ู ูŠูŽุฏูŽูŠู‡ุง ูˆูŽู…ูู†ู’ ุฎูŽู„ู’ูู‡ุง ูˆูŽุนูŽู†ู’ ูŠูŽู…ููŠู†ูู‡ุง ูˆูŽุนูŽู†ู’ ุดูู…ูŽุงู„ูู‡ุง ูˆูŽู…ูู†ู’ ููŽูˆู’ู‚ูู‡ุงุŒ ูˆูŽุฃูŽุนููˆุฐู ุจูุนูŽุธูŽู…ูŽุชููƒูŽ ุฃูŽู†ู’ ุชูุบุชุงู„ูŽ ู…ูู†ู’ ุชูŽุญู’ุชูู‡ุง

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