@lizthedeveloper: *slams door, nails planks* Internet’s haunted ##cybersecurity

ikeaplantwall :

The poor phpman, he's doing his best.

Hearb :

I told Gemini about this at t h e start of it all and it was like all is normal nothing to see lol

sean_price_is_right :

Thank God I wrote all my programs in COBOL 😁

HorusMoon :

Brutal "If u were maintaining it u wouldn't use php" - The end is extremely f nich"

bibibiroo :

I got laid off from my tech job and I’ve been reading physical books and painting … gone almost full analog, barely on the internet sooo…. What’s new, guys?

Wolf Agency :

it has always been so but thanks to AI people open theyre eyes at last.

Shelley Dowl :

It's sucks to be Cassandra. Retrograde almost everything.

Sable_xXx 🇬🇧🏳️‍⚧️ :

3% of all CVEs ever recorded since 1999 were submitted in the last month

Kae 💜 🍉 :

don't you think we needed this?

Glenn Dufresne :

I'm curious if we'll ever know how many of these exploits were already known by government/other organizations but not shared because they were using them

Nocciola’s mama 🐈‍⬛ :

I heard you say normies but guess i need instructions for normie-dummies

Adidas Ultraboobs :

I work in IT, we are in fact having a very bad time right now [Crying]

Maripa :

Fingers crossed my debt gets wiped 🤞🏽🤞🏽

nutmeg.pie🐦‍⬛🥧✨ :

If it falls down, oh well… 🤷🏻‍♀️

Middlebeet :

Truly I’m ready to just go back to Egyptian hieroglyphs. I don’t need all of this.

Fangorl 🇳🇿 :

I became an adult in the 90s. I'm close to going back to the ancient wisdoms 😂

MidnightMothman :

Logo :

We gonna get gta6 n not be able to play it cause the internet goes down a week later

Clippy_95 :

So... we're all screwed and helpless to stop it?

kander :

it's gonna be a long week

Skål Kid 🎷🐛 :

my job is just updating package files at this point

Aster :

my entire day has been mitigating node vulnerabilities and i need a nap

Sarah :

Sorry I was too busy working on our action items from the emudhra cert revocation postmortem to notice the others. I think it’s safe to say that cyber security awareness month has made us aware of cyber security.

SRUT :

nothing is getting hacked yet though, nothing at a large scale

Tone :

but what does this mean for regular people?