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beepbeepsheep :
I raise you: the post work poop
2026-10-27 16:39:31
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Itsjustjake🎱 :
If I can’t poo before I leave the house like I don’t have time, my day is gonna be ruined
2026-10-27 14:31:23
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poobastank :
A nothing ruins your day like having to drop a deuce after taking a shower
2026-10-27 19:06:20
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Ray :
My favorite poop is on company time
2026-10-27 20:05:28
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AMANI أماني :
this should have been his wolf of wall street monologue
2026-10-27 14:08:07
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Marto :
What’s a deuce?
2026-10-27 14:16:44
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Warren D. :
literally taking a deuce as I watch this 🤣👌
2026-10-27 14:54:55
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Georgie :
Me watching this on the toilet
2026-10-27 20:32:32
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scottyfunkin :
My girlfriend calls not having a poop rage “being shangry” it later developed into going to the bathroom for some “shanger management”
2026-10-27 14:34:00
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user2966049357026 :
Empty stomach and some black coffee will fix it all
2026-10-27 14:44:31
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Yavuz :
Matthew McConaughey is just a gem. He gives a beautiful recognition to dropping a deuce so that I'm gonna visit the porcelain throne now.
2026-10-27 14:19:40
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Kuku Ruku :
I envy morning deucers😭
2026-10-27 15:29:30
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MiraBandss_ :
Ngl when I don’t shit in the morning I be in physical pain throughout the day 😭😭😭
2026-10-27 16:30:44
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TempuraRift :
The traveling deuce is real. Stay hydrated while you travel peeps!
2026-10-27 14:14:52
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Faith :
The Deuce really is life
2026-10-27 14:08:21
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DIVING :
God getting old sucks
2026-11-05 02:28:36
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mmmaddie :
I can now relate to a celebrity
2026-10-27 15:00:21
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zeesmoov3 :
Lmao gotta eat that fiber
2026-10-27 14:31:39
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dylansugarhart :
Only Matthew McConaughey can make taking shits sound this glamourous
2026-10-27 15:07:21
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Vadeysmom :
Eyes have never been more blue (there normally brown)
2026-10-27 14:07:48
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Samantha :
It’s a really good indication of how your body is doing internally. Good health is a good daily deuce. 😂😂
2026-10-27 14:47:57
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rachel_mitsuyo :
The quality of my day depends on this 😅
2026-10-28 11:23:33
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Travis :
Has there ever been a time where he doesn’t immediately say “100% agree”
2026-10-27 14:42:53
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ᴴᴳᴾTotoNspires :
Wait!? People go days without pooping? And that’s normal? wtf
2026-10-27 15:32:12
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