@costco.gays: Are you a cold and greedy businessman with large sideburns who won’t let his assistant put more coal on the fire even though his son has rickets and he needs to earn money so the kid doesn’t die leaving is tiny little crutch by the hearth, so your dead business partner haunts you (although you think it’s just bad cheese) and then threatens you with reliving your past, present and then seeing your future (spoiler, you die and your crush makes out with a different set of sideburns) only to then have the revelation that you should really vote blue in the midterms? Same, gurl. And have we got the thing for you! Introducing “Premade Nostalgia” - just add on the gross gumdrops that no one actually eats, and let it collect dust until you want to scream in January! The way tiny Tim would have wanted. Sold exclusively at @Costco Wholesale! #tinytim #scrooge #christmas #costco #gingerbreadhouse @cassandracatastrophe
