@nguyejtm926: In the old days, our ancestors kept dogs to guard the house; today, we keep cats to... cultivate patience and the art of bowing one’s head. At my place, there’s a golden-tabby "boss"—affectionately nicknamed "Snobby Tabby"—who holds the official household title of "Supreme CEO." • The boss’s daily schedule: 18 hours of sleep, 3 hours of eating, 2 hours of grooming (washing its face and licking its paws), and the final hour spent... staring fixedly at a wall before suddenly bolting away as if it had just seen a ghost. • Life philosophy: What’s yours is the cat’s, and what’s the cat’s—well, that’s still the cat’s. A 20-million-dong laptop is worth far less to it than a cozy spot to sprawl out on—usually right when you’re about to send an urgent email to your boss. • The art of demanding food: Come 5:00 PM, that innocent expression vanishes, replaced by a piercing, laser-like glare and a deep, menacing "meow" that practically demands: "Where is my servant? Why are there three fewer kibbles in my bowl than there should be?" Sometimes, I get genuinely annoyed—like when it shreds my brand-new sofa—but the moment night falls and the "boss" hops onto my chest, firing up its internal "purr-motor" (a rhythmic, rumbling purr), all my frustration simply melts away. In short, owning a cat doesn’t mean you have a pet; it means you’ve signed a lifelong contract to serve as a "human servant" to a cunning, demanding little emperor.

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