‡𝕻𝕽𝕴𝕸𝕰‡ :
Below is the full text of the letter Technoblade wrote for the video:
"Hello everyone, Technoblade here. If you're watching this, I am dead."
"So let's sit down and have one final chat. My real name is Alex. I had one of my siblings call me Dave one time in a deleted video from 2016, and it was one of the most successful pranks we've ever done. Thousands of creepy online dudes trying to get overly personal going, 'Oh hey Dave, how's it going?'"
"Sorry for selling out so much in the past year, but thanks to everyone that bought hoodies, plushies, and channel memberships... my siblings are going to college! Well, if they want to—I don't want to put any dead brother peer pressure on them."
"But that's all from me. Thank you all for supporting my content over the years. If I had another hundred lives, I think I would choose to be Technoblade again every single time, as those were the happiest years of my life. I hope you guys enjoyed my content and that I made some of you laugh. And I hope you all go on to live long, prosperous, and happy lives, because I love you guys."
"Technoblade out."
2026-10-28 14:53:54