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Gaz 042 :
wait.....is this why all vampires are sexy? lmao
2026-10-29 17:23:01
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Damyen Le Fay :
This explains why they’re so fit
2026-10-28 20:13:20
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the_recovering_good_kid :
this is the kind of math I would've paid attention to in school...
2026-10-28 20:28:20
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BeiraTheHag 🏴 :
Are we missing the fact that they're dead(ish)? The body won't need to perform all the functions of a living body, blood circulation, breathing, normal metabolism, urination or defamation (I refuse to think of a vampire on the toilet). All these functions take a lot of calories every day. If the body is effectively dead, then the calories and macros aren't needed.
2026-10-28 21:02:24
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MelloStarryEyes :
I now headcanon that this is why vampires have superhuman strength, absolutely proteinmaxing 😂
2026-10-28 20:08:35
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Axo :
little recommendation on topic
2026-10-29 11:24:55
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adaro • jett blitz's #1 fan :
hear me out: vampires taking excessive multivitamins for the micros
2026-10-28 20:14:35
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Allacassar Kas Valla :
they need blood not for sustenance, they still can and need eat normal food. my theory is that since they are basically undead they blood production is not up to par. so they take blood transfusion from non voluntary donors. hypothetically.
2026-10-28 20:41:31
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beesareconfused :
instantly thought of this
2026-10-29 10:24:01
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Cyrus :
I mean vampire bats do it, so how does their digestion work to compensate?
2026-10-29 03:02:56
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Meowgan :
Not my cousin who HATES math doing the MATH for you all 😂
2026-10-28 22:15:57
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thechillhermit :
Would a Vampire be capable of metabolizing a multivitamin?
2026-10-28 21:55:47
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Gabrielle de Lioncourt :
Marius suffers from terrible indigestion after he drinks the 🩸 of someone who has overindulged in salami and cheese
2026-10-29 04:45:28
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James 💙🇺🇸🏴🇩🇪 :
I'm pretty sure chicken McNuggets and garlic free pizza is on the menu, too.
2026-10-29 02:28:39
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JM OS :
🤔 I think you have the same calculator as Guillermo del Toro... Though he went further and went with giant mosquitos filled with divine ichor made squirmy🤢😖 instead of well read & time-educated hunters
2026-10-28 20:32:03
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Formørkelsen :
Gym bros starting to look sus- jk, but wow that's interesting
2026-10-28 20:06:54
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anne_goulard :
I did a similar calculation a few years ago but I didn't remember the results (writers are weird, I know).
2026-10-28 20:13:36
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Soy Fátima 🪽👽 :
A vampiro does not need 2000 calories...thats a human thing. I beleive you are too human to understand vamps.
2026-10-28 21:12:51
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Sir Spicious :
I guess it would take hands on experience to know all this, wouldn't it?..
2026-10-29 09:10:09
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