@phatcorner: rip granny

_____ :

It’s like when the real housewives have fights at themed parties

imTitoTheQueen :

The discussion always goes to which antidepressant works for whom

kermit :

On a real note from your favourite neighbourhood mortuary science major, most life insurance policies will cover a funeral! Make sure to check with your loved ones’ policies before taking out loans to cover funeral costs!

calicofoo :

Can we talk about how planning a funeral is the same thing as planning a wedding except you only get 1-2 weeks notice and are in immense grief

inked_unbothered :

Me and my ex bf found out at a Halloween party that his grandma who he was super close with died in a car accident . We left immediately and went straight to his parents house in our full Halloween costumes. I was an evil tooth fairy and he was tooth monster

B3LLA🐆 :

No fr

pixie🐈‍⬛🔮🧸🕺🏼 :

I am in debt from covering my mom’s burial this year. the scariest thing has already happened to me, couldn’t be phased by a couple ghouls, happy halloween 😵‍💫🫶🏻

David Benne :

Literally happened last night

Tanner Henvey :

This is why I go to a rave instead

alex davis :

My halloween istg

tickletickle006 :

haleys.turn :

Meanwhile you’re drinking from a blood bag

qd555 :

Guys this is gonna be my friends and I in my cramped apartment on Saturday

SERA_Camilla :

We’d love to connect, girlie! 🎀💎 Whenever you see this, come say hi 🤍