Geoffrey Asmus
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Thursday 29 October 2026 15:07:18 GMT
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briteso :
It’s a big beautiful volcano. No one has ever seen a volcano like this. They say to me, “sir your magma is magnificent.” And we’re adding a helipad.
2026-10-29 15:51:30
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princessdianaisjamaican :
Sauron was promised the Shire 3000 years ago
2026-10-29 17:11:39
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FriendlyPacifist :
don't forget all the jobs Sauron created
2026-10-29 19:19:49
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Stan Barstead :
This guy thinks they read.
2026-10-29 16:35:22
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mango.draws.k :
“The nazghul have the right to wound frodos soul, he brought a sword to a protest”
2026-10-29 16:28:30
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Rio :
being like they shouldnt mind being watched by the eye if they arent doing anything wrong
2026-10-29 16:12:51
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Armanis :
“Thanos lowkey had a point” 🙄
2026-10-29 18:49:12
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Experaguss :
they legit want jesus to be white and then also say they wouldn't let him into the country as an immigrant🥀
2026-10-30 06:27:21
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wyatt5297 :
Including or not, including bow and arrow violence
2026-10-29 22:41:26
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sat girl :
Sarumon would have loved a ballroom
2026-10-29 18:11:26
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snerdterguson :
Also, Pippin and Merry are literally tree huggers.
2026-10-29 16:34:37
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Rory :
so most of the worlds population? you dont think people from other countries have and support their own version of immigration enforcement?
2026-10-29 16:45:52
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GorgoJay :
So Peter Thiel who actually roots for Mordor and Sauron. "Gandalf's the crazy person who wants to start a war… Mordor is this technological civilization based on reason and science. Outside of Mordor, it's all sort of mystical and environmental and nothing works." - Thiel in 2011.
2026-10-29 16:38:30
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mathcriminalrecord :
You’re laughing but I think they are unironically like that.
2026-10-30 04:37:29
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raab_magnard :
they're suppressing my boy gooffrey 😭
2026-10-29 15:20:33
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ladylucklamaya :
Well actually we should just let Voldemort get Harry because he shouldn’t have survived the first time since his parents made him mad 😭
2026-10-30 05:51:45
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Poco Loco :
Presumptuous of him to assume they understand the reference material
2026-10-30 04:21:53
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akraus.71 :
Video: 10/10 Comments: 12/10
2026-10-29 20:56:12
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Nofaece :
I'm glad you added two movies to cover a wider audience cause who the fuck watches schindlers list more than 1 time YEARS ago 😂
2026-10-29 15:44:40
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😑 :
This is the best comedian for me and my guy to come see because I am very much into politics and he is very much into lord of the rings
2026-10-29 16:20:15
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Eric U :
in high school in 2003 my English teacher defended her anti gay marriage stance literally saying its a way to do insurance fraud
2026-10-29 16:51:14
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Wagnerian :
this is literally exactly what Peter Theil thinks
2026-10-29 17:13:34
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MeccaPeeka :
This is literally how they think tho
2026-10-29 17:02:28
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Kael Woodyard :
You might be the most naturally funny person alive,, I don’t say that lightly
2026-10-29 17:22:17
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Gaumbee :
He’s the most original comedian I’ve seen in awhile
2026-10-29 16:34:14
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