@theonion: 911 Operator Talks Panicking Woman Through Macarena

Jaime 🇨🇴 :

just realized ts is the onion [Llanto][Victoria]

Bigbearchaseme :

Fucking onion lol

Luis :

I was so scared for her, such a terrifying experience. I'm glad the operator was there for her. if the police got dispatched they might've had to shoot everyone to save her 🥺🥺🥺

Salem 🇳🇿🇨🇦 :

The serious tone makes even funnier

chichi🎶 :

hernandez..? like… like adrian christian hernandez?

!conic<3 :

i’m so fucking confused

Antisocial🔪 :

this sounds like something you'd hear on South Park😭✌️(better version)

Microwave licker🫃🏿 :

OH ITS THE ONION

Ming The Magnificent :

The sad thing is, it took me way too long to realise this was the onion. I’m not sure if I’m just brain dead or it’s an indictment against our society. Probably both.

Mr. Dmoor :

ok like all jokes aside and whatever onion is, who calls 911 because of a dance? i'm just curious

Ady :

“Just say with me- aayeee!”

Josh :

lol the muffled music playing in the background

I love matpat :

🗞️jajosklep🪽 :

south park type shi

Mike 💫 :

Not all heros wear capes ❤️

miss..star.xx :

You gotta.. Do the dance.

𝚟𝚊𝚕𝚊𝚔? 𝚘𝚛 𝚔𝚊𝚝𝚎? :

genuinely thought it was real for a moment

Aaro Perämaa :

there are still good people in the world

Meggadaves :

I once tried to call about a Hokey Cokey incident. But they told me figure it out / in / out - Shake it all about.

Malachi :

Maybe its recency bias but the phone call sounds like if could be taken straight from south park

🌈🌴 ✮⋆˙ airel ⋆˚꩜｡ 🌕🐀 :

this sounds like something you'd hear on south park

Nigel Castillo :

Ayyye!

vorp [🇵🇱🇦🇷🪓] |⚛️ :

a case that never stood right with me..

king :

only way i knew it wasn’t real was because the audio quality was too good

MrCoolguy :

That operator is a true hero