@landontalks: What’s the most toxic Southern compliment you’ve ever gotten? Southern women can wrap an insult so pretty you’ll thank them for it. Let’s discuss. Live at Broadway Comedy Club in NYC. Come see me on tour: St. Louis Nov 8 at Helium Comedy Club, Maryville Nov 12 at the Clayton Center. Tickets at landontalks.com #standupcomedy #southern #blessyourheart #comedy #southernhumor
My very Christian friend didn’t want to lie about a baby being cute so she just said, “ohh, what a baby”
2026-10-30 00:01:36
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Cucamonga Duke :
We had just gone through a corporate restructuring and I was chatting with a colleague about the fallout. She said, “Oh, *he’s* still here?? That’s fascinating.” I knew exactly what she meant.
2026-10-30 16:08:09
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Sama’amtha :
“Well that was a choice” is my favorite
2026-10-30 00:29:00
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Gegeesh :
There is no shade like southern women shade
2026-10-30 17:47:18
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Southern Living :
Unique is another 💀
2026-10-30 15:11:45
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srnulton :
The best is when you refuse to let them win and take it as a compliment. "Thank you! You know, I have always said that being yourself is a sign of strength and policing others just shows insecurity."
2026-10-30 01:10:30
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tiredgirl :
“I love how you’re fine with just a box cake mix!”
2026-10-29 22:40:21
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footinmymouth0 :
If a Southern woman calls something you’re doing or wearing “interesting” it is not, in fact, interesting.
2026-10-30 02:32:37
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Brie 🌈 :
I like to say “You’re so pretty!” When someone says something dumb. They always say “THANK YOU!” 😏
2026-10-30 00:57:53
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Katie :
My MIL once told me “well you’re just your own person now aren’t you?” 😳
2026-10-30 00:03:46
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Lateda :
Southern insults are peak! 😂
2026-10-30 00:16:50
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thebridgetburnstein :
I spent some time in the South (I’m from Oregon) and I got “Oh honey, have you been ill?” In Oregon it’s not a big deal not to wear makeup. In the South, that’s a sin.
2026-10-30 01:09:50
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Cullen :
“If you like it, I love it”, has always stood out to me.
2026-10-30 02:58:39
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Rachel Primeaux Jordan :
“You just have the confidence to wear ANYTHING!” was the sickest burn I was ever witness to growing up.
2026-10-30 00:07:11
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Victoria Boykin690 :
One of my favorites from my grandmama was "she looks cold" meaning she looks like a hooker, she should put on some clothes 🥴
2026-10-30 15:35:16
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Random :
It’s called Cunning and it’s a negative
2026-10-30 15:04:17
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Brittany :
And the delivery always sounds sweet as a chess pie 😭
2026-10-30 16:41:53
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Tammy :
My favorite is still Bless your heart 😳😳😳
2026-10-30 05:46:00
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Elizabeth Milton :
My great grandma told a family member one time “well if you weren’t so short you wouldn’t look so fat!”🤦♀️she had NO filter lol
2026-10-30 00:40:04
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mssssalas :
no we'd love for you to help! you can bring sodas!
2026-10-29 23:52:43
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ToriBoBori :
Queens of the passive aggressive verbal backhands.
2026-10-30 05:42:12
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deeleeasu :
“You have such a pretty face” iykyk
2026-10-30 01:18:56
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Tater850 :
my mom telling everyone my wedding was "bohemian" because my dress was orange😂😁😳
2026-10-30 02:08:57
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Jenna Jones/1800s History :
“I wish I had the confidence you do to do what you’re doing”
2026-10-30 04:19:20
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aliciag776 :
Southern women are fierce
2026-10-30 02:55:05
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