i super glued my hand to some random dude who also wanted to skip class
2026-10-30 17:09:31
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꒰ა 𝓢alem ໒꒱ :
pls how do i pretend to be in pain im neurodivergent and have a stone cold face everytime i talk to people
2026-10-30 05:26:09
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✨🌿Forest🌿✨ :
Was gonna repost but then remembered… I graduated! yall have fun tho
2026-10-30 00:55:54
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Barou’s cum filled condom :
My school doesn’t have a nurse 😔, Ice pack, then go to class
2026-10-30 01:01:06
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Nelli :
"i have violent diarrhea" always works AND they dont check ✌🏻
2026-10-30 17:28:11
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EvilFreakyNeonCheese :
I photoshopped throw up in the toilet and the nurse believed it and sent me home
2026-10-30 03:11:44
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Tinkle :
I do this with “I have severe period cramps” and they just let me stay in there for as long as I want. It’s not like they’ll pull down my pants and check for blood. 😭
2026-10-30 01:50:34
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~ 𝒥𝒶𝓃𝑒 𝒟𝑜𝑒~ :
Yall have school nurses?
2026-10-30 06:20:41
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☆pauline☆ :
did yall actually bump heads on purpose or js said u did..asking for a friend
2026-10-30 00:41:55
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Gay🏳️🌈✂️🧔♀️ :
I have autism so when I just sit there in PE they dont question it they just assume something is wrong with me and if I want to completely skip a class I just go home and they just assume I felt sick and went home but that doesn’t just apply to me it applies to everyone they’ll just assume ur sick
2026-10-30 20:56:13
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ᴍʏʟᴏ_ :
If I told my teacher I bumped heads with someone she would probably spit on me
2026-10-30 05:34:04
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✦ SWAG :
I once told the office “i think i hit my head” …they believed it?
2026-10-30 05:59:16
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dorky ahh acc :
I expected randy marsh comments cuz the song💔
2026-10-30 20:17:32
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Light Pink Holland March :
I have scoliosis so to get out of doing physical activities I just say my back is hurting 😼
2026-10-30 20:46:30
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KAITO’S #1 fan [🧊🍦] :
Bro i just go to the office and say my head hurts and i dont feel well and they phone my mum and i get picked up its so easy lmao
2026-10-30 20:52:36
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Steel :
in my school you either go home or stay in class
2026-10-30 15:03:34
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lynn :
this but i actually hit my head nd got a concussion ✌️
2026-10-30 20:20:05
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ˏˋ°•*⁀➷𝔑𝔞𝔪𝔤𝔶𝔲⋆.ೃ࿔*: :
Wait ur so smart
2026-10-30 00:01:55
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piercemyheartwithastake :
This but instead bumping heads its us ramming shoulders into eachother and then claiming we ran into a pole
2026-10-30 05:37:18
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chilli 🦄 :
i have a migraine disorder so if i don’t like my lessons i can just go home whenever
2026-10-30 19:08:19
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pluto!! :
My school patched it (we don’t have a nurse or a nurse’s office)
2026-10-30 17:50:08
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🤟Mei makes musicᵇᵉ🤟 :
my nurse dont care bro I literally passed out in front of her and she said im gonna have to have you go back to class and then wouldn't let me call my mom and a girl DISLOCATED her hip and she said well what do you want me to do about it? and then gave her an icepack
2026-10-30 01:13:35
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H3110KITTY🌝 :
Unfortunately we ain’t got a nurse so they give us ice packs and send us to class
2026-10-30 04:09:05
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QUIBBLE :
"I have itchy bum syndrome can I leave classs"
2026-10-30 19:42:31
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