at no point did I know where this story was going. Ellen is an absolute legend.
2026-10-31 02:03:02
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Yiannoula Christodoula ✨ :
I think instead of the show, if given the opportunity, Ken would spend the full 30 minutes asking Ellen questions about the ham
2026-10-31 03:14:41
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vince :
it's cracking me up how the music starts playing again every time she talks
2026-10-31 02:27:47
624
grlygrl :
John Pork origin story 👀
2026-10-31 01:57:49
413
Andymania 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🇬🇱 :
I lost it at the monkeys lmao
2026-10-31 01:43:41
949
weirdnewjersey :
"just google 'the scary ham'"
2026-10-31 03:58:52
54
MinimumChad :
They threw it in a creek and someday it will be a fossil or petrified and that will confuse future people to no end. It will be in museums. Mark my words.
2026-10-31 03:58:33
930
Ana :
I literally love her
2026-10-31 01:11:36
237
Shaun :
When you ask someone how their day was and instead of a simple response they talk to you for an hour.
2026-11-02 16:51:40
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Sarahlinoleum :
1. Ellen is a flipping RIOT. I wanna have a beer with her.
2. At no point was I prepared for the stuffed monkeys. It was like a jump scare. I'm SHOOK.
3.Ellen. I know I JUST said that you're my girl, and we're still getting that beer, queen, BUT why on EARTH would you talk anyone out of a Viking funeral for that ham?! I'm genuinely angry that that ham didn't get a send off in a dragon-prowed boat, surrounded by the spoils of conquest and the weapons that won them while a 52 year old receptionist named Jan shoots a flaming arrow into it going down the mighty river. How DARE you, Ellen.
2026-10-31 04:28:44
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Charlotte :
"wll no, we threw it into a creek" 😂😂😂😂
2026-10-31 03:04:50
262
Moonbeam :
The Scary Ham is what they called me in high school
2026-10-31 11:48:01
17
fake outrage (or is it?) :
I've just fallen in love with her entire family
2026-10-31 02:31:41
53
Kelsie :
"The Ham Funeral" 😂
2026-11-02 15:23:17
1
SarahBear🏳️🌈 :
every single element of this could have its very own cursed object origin story 😭 the used birthday candles could be a wishes gone wrong type thing etc
2026-10-31 03:47:04
35
ginepige :
This is so interesting
2026-11-02 16:23:43
0
kittensnouts :
the type of story that comes before the christmas ham recipe you looked up
2026-11-02 19:37:42
0
Polyvinyl_Vibes :
“Ham funeral”
2026-10-31 02:59:40
30
OneStudentSchoolHouse :
“Before we had the ham funeral” is a phrase that has never left my memory.
2026-10-31 14:18:13
11
k :
The poop knife story doesn’t hold a candle to the scary ham
2026-10-31 06:45:51
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charlotte🏳️⚧️ :
Happens to everyone at least once
2026-10-31 03:20:54
33
Stacy :
Who has a dry smokehouse in which to hang a ham for six months? 😂😂
2026-10-31 02:56:03
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Nathan :
someone needs to let David Sedaris know about this
2026-10-31 12:27:40
11
Nicci BK :
Oh my god what an absolute queen
2026-10-31 14:17:43
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