@rrshak72: MY YOUNGER BROTHER TEXTED IN THE GROUP: "DON'T COME TO THE WEEKEND BARBECUE. MY NEW WIFE SAYS YOU'LL MAKE THE WHOLE PARTY STINK." MY PARENTS SPAMMED LIKES. I JUST REPLIED: "UNDERSTOOD." THE NEXT MORNING, WHEN MY BROTHER AND HIS WIFE WALKED INTO MY OFFICE AND SAW ME... SHE SCREAMED, BECAUSE...