@risen.supplements: After careful consideration, management has decided to recognize Athena for her outstanding contributions, including: 🐾 Sleeping on inventory 🐾 Supervising absolutely nothing 🐾 Demanding treats with zero negotiation 🐾 Knocking things off desks 🐾 Providing moral support (when convenient) 🐾 Maintaining a strict 0-hour workweek Her dedication to doing the bare minimum has truly set the standard for the rest of the team. Unfortunately, she has also requested a raise, a bigger office, and unlimited purr pops. Congratulations, Athena! We couldn't do it without you. (But we're pretty sure you could do it without us.) 😂

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