@yourunfilteredbesty: I just love you and miss you and love you! 😂🥰 #wifetok #husbandandwife #couplecomedy #marriagehumor #yourunfilteredbesty

Gucci :

Because I make 900 a day that’s why

rav :

me with my wife

Jessica B. :

My husband is disabled and I'm his caretaker, I get paid through his insurance. So we both kinda just chill with each other everyday. Were going on 16yrs of marriage. His accident happened a yr into our marriage.

Allison :

He probably just doesn’t love me…

curlypearlyswirly :

Whyyyyy

sallycat :

My husband calls in for me whenever I ask 😂

Erica, Unfortunately :

We both work remote as mortgage officers nd plan our "sick days"😂😂

Jenn🩵💙 :

I've been a little devil in his ear telling him why not just call out.You have p t o, you gotta use them before they expire CALL-OUT

Mar :

I ain't gotta do nothing but say the word to my husband 🤣. He already dont wanna leave us lol he just need an excuse

jacky :

dont get me started, my husband works for the railroad and litteraly needs a doctor's note if he calls in sick, its insane, I hate that place!!

user6649276157310 :

I like to tease my husband and call him a “corporate puss” 😂😂

misfit594 :

This is my wife and I lol

☆ ♡ 𝕰𝖒𝖕𝖗𝖊𝖘𝖘 ♡ ☪ :

When my husband tells me he needs a nap and I tell him to come home and have one with me [Snicker]

fartzmckool :

my husband folds under 0 pressure 😹 i'll say "i'm going to miss you so much" and he says, "i actually have some pto"

Laura Campbell :

Like just tell me that you hate me then 🧐🤣

🐸T.Kay🍑 :

this was me today I wanted him to use PTO so bad

leoclfqh4vm :

😂 my husband hates missing work. One time he was extremely sick throwing up and I had to make him do it. It’s actually sad. Too much of a company man.

Jonathan&Louise :

Lol my husband wanted to call in sick to spend time with us and i said just come home early haha

brandoyouno :

It’s the opposite in my household. And I run a giant company.😆

Nessa :) :

Me to my best friend who also is my general manager 😂 like bestie fuck this store call out and hang out with me 😂😂

QueenRizk8 :

lol not my husband and I calling out at the same time. 23 years still just two kids stupid crazy in love.

Bev :

Oh my gosh I try doing that damn near every week! Men seem to not believe in calling out!

nyssaibanez :

My husbands own by the government I wish lmaoo

crispy31 :

except if i dobthis he will call out and he should tell me no but he doesn't

WhatchumeanbydatCNT🇦🇺 :