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_Ocean_Eyes_ :
This reminds me of that woman's son who got evicted 😂
2026-10-30 20:23:16
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OmahaLaserDDS :
Dentist here- should I carry narcan now. 😂
2026-10-30 20:11:00
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Melika :
My daughter once said, 'They should make a Hershey flavored milkshake' and her dad straight up looked at her and said, 'They do, it's called Chocolate'. I have never laughed so hard in my life.
2026-10-30 20:39:22
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courtneyorr445 :
When my daughter was 16 her dad bought her a car. When she came home she was showing my mom and I and she mentions it has 30K miles. Then..then she asks where she goes to get more miles and how many until they run out.
2026-10-31 03:58:16
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☆Its Me Dee☆ :
I had a slight heart condition called broken heart syndrome from being depressed and stressed and my kids said to their teachers “my moms heart has down syndrome “😐😭😭
2026-10-31 00:29:19
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Shannon Kay ⚜️ :
I'm a retired school nurse. Once I had a student come in with allergy symptoms, I ask if he was taking anything for his allergies and he said Viagra...😂 I said, do you mean Alegra, and he was like, "yeah that's it." Once of the many stories I will never forget. This was about 20 years ago.
2026-10-31 00:13:36
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MamaLiebs :
I once told a rando in line at the grocery store that I take methadone to help me sleep....melatonin. I meant melatonin. I'm not allowed to attempt small talk with strangers anymore. 😂
2026-10-30 19:26:25
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Nikki Roberts 🇳🇿 :
Don’t worry my brother at 15 asked how long 60 minutes the show went for. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2026-10-30 21:14:38
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Britt🎀 :
my son the other day came home and I told him I made him his plate but it was in the oven. well 10 mins later he comes back and ask if he can have something else to eat because he was still hungry. im like dude theres left overs out there. he argued with me saying there wasn't. I got up, went to the kitchen and see that he ended up eating the left overs instead of his plate that I had made. I start yelling like wtf your food was in the oven. he yelled back and said no it wasn't. I look over the microwave is open. I walked to the oven and opened it and would you look at that. his food was still in the oven. like come on man use your brain I said the damn oven. the whole time he kept checking the microwave instead 😂😂🤦🏿♀️
2026-10-30 20:21:56
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Micki,LikeTheMouse :
My son told me he was bummed when he heard that my husband had an abortion cause it meant he’d never have a baby sibling…vasectomy…my husband had a vasectomy 🤣
2026-10-31 18:32:44
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Wanda Thompson :
My then 17 y/o only daughter told the military recruiter that she couldn’t enlist because she was the last girl left to carry on her name-Tabatha 😂
2026-10-31 22:56:01
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CariDawn :
I picked my youngest son up from his dads house (he was 11 at the time) and I asked why his grandpas truck was sitting in the driveway (he lived further away and never came there). My son told me his grandpa passed away and now his dad had his truck. I was like oh no I’m sorry I didn’t know. He looks at his older brother and I and said “we didn’t have a funeral, he got reincarnated “. Immediately my oldest son and I are like what and started laughing so hard. He explained there was no funeral because he was “melted” instead. CREMATED……..he was CREMATED!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀
2026-10-31 02:33:00
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Kristen ✨ :
Having conversations with my 20 year old son is like being a forensic investigator…filling the gaps and putting the pieces together 😂😂😂
2026-10-30 23:45:16
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TheUnkindestCut :
My dentist, about to slip the Narcan mask over my face:
2026-10-31 01:44:46
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🌻Karin 🏔️ ❌ :
My daughter told me once a celebrity died of “Leif Garrett’s disease” and I was like uhhh a drug addiction?? And she said “no, mom ALS” I was like do you mean Lou Gehrig’s disease?!?!😂
2026-10-30 21:22:44
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Moochwitch :
We needed to order a part for our refrigerator. My 25yr old son asks what kind is it? I said look at the upper right corner on the door. He says its just a Chinese symbol. 🧐 GE! General Electric! Thats cursive G E! [Tears of joy]
2026-10-30 20:10:20
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✌ Mrs.Shwaft✌ :
My son told me his tooth hurt and then preceded to ask if that is a toothache. I said imma let you think that one over big dog🥴
2026-10-30 19:51:25
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CajunRainbeauxArt :
I heard a 13 yr old girl saying she wished they made a book with everyone’s phone number and address in it! 😳 Here Mom spit coke everywhere while laughing and had to explain what a phone book was!!! 😂😂😂
2026-10-31 04:00:44
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Nancy Peterson :
My son started a new job and I asked him what time he got off. This boy said “12:31 which is oddly specific” I had to inform him that his manager meant 12:30-1:00.
2026-10-30 19:52:44
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alyg :
a few days ago my 13 yr old son who looks like hes 18 was looking at himself in the mirror and tilted his head back and goes omg i have a ball in my throat. im like what that's ur Adam's apple. smh lmao
2026-10-30 20:13:41
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Mara 🇨🇦 :
I had to explain to my son's indigenous friend that my son lacked melanin not melatonin to make hime so white.
2026-10-31 01:31:16
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Jolene :
My 25 year old daughter who has 1 year old son…didn’t know pull up pampers ripped off at the sides, she was pulling them back down to take them off for DAYS 🤦🏼♀️🤣
2026-10-30 19:32:58
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errbear🌙 :
My oldest is 16 now, when she was in middle school she came home saying she had to “take a test in the Learning Condoms.” We were like, the WHAT? And she kept calling it the Learning Condoms. Finally figured out she meant the learning commons aka school library after peeing myself laughing lol
2026-10-30 20:19:04
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mayberobin24 :
One time I was at the grocery store with my daughter she was in 11th grade at the time she decided she wanted to get some ice cream. She had a serious look on her face and she was going through freezers. I said what kind of ice cream are you looking for? She said and I quote Napoleon. I said I’m sorry, what? she said Napoleon. Now mind you I am an ice cream connoisseur by the way, I was like what kind of Ben & Jerry’s kind of ice cream is that I’m like do you mean Neopolitan? She graduated with an 3.87 btw😂
2026-10-30 20:49:35
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YVONNE :
I was also thinking NARCAN😂😂😂😂
2026-10-30 19:19:42
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