Gah! I wish this was fake. Were you on my last call with a vendor? Why can’t they just give a price?
2026-10-30 23:26:50
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Coty :
It’s vibe pricing.
2026-10-31 01:23:10
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KC Baby!!! :
It’s like when we used to pay per text message!
2026-10-30 21:36:30
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VHubb07 :
This is why you don’t just dive into AI without fully understanding your data and workflows.
2026-11-04 21:40:23
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theonlyzed :
“See, we can’t tell you a price until we cross-index your quarterly earnings with our quarterly expenses, generating a value that is the maximum you’ll pay us without cancelling the contract”
2026-10-31 02:39:36
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James Wooden :
here's a metaphor: you pay to get into the restaurant, then you pay for the table, then you pay for the food you eat, and depending on what you order, the restaurant picks the chef, which changes the cost of the meal, and the ingredients used will also have various costs, none of which you the guest can control.
2026-10-31 14:24:44
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Chriscook55 :
omg i know its a skitt - but if i was working with this instant contract cancel and never use them again.
2026-11-04 16:32:01
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Denton :
This sent me into an uncontrolled rage converted into laughter. The painful truth.
2026-10-30 21:10:14
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TomCat :
And that’s exactly how it works
2026-11-04 02:02:16
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Rude :
call down Microsoft.. just give them a price.. 😂😂😂😂
2026-11-03 21:20:39
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Gstella 🇺🇸🆘 :
It’s horrifying how close this is to a recent conversation my team had with Salesforce. I’ve sat in three meetings and still don’t have an answer to how much it will cost to send an email. 😳
2026-10-30 21:48:20
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jer ami :
Dropping dimes ✨💪😂
2026-11-04 20:22:22
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meanbean :
"thought droplet" killed me 😂😂😂
2026-11-05 07:13:57
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Wickedlou9 :
you know, it's kind of weird that companies are willing to pay for how much the AI has to work. if it works more, they pay more. if that same job is done by a person they recoil with disgust at the idea that a salaried employee would want to be compensated for working extra hours
2026-10-31 19:13:02
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T E :
It is maddening how NOBODY CAN EVER JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION!
2026-10-30 21:35:26
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pierce the handsome :
it only costs $100k/year to replace half of the job of an employee you'd otherwise have to pay 65k/year
2026-10-30 21:54:27
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Morris Hofstra :
Your jargon usage is on point.
2026-10-31 09:08:26
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user4580756604804 :
AI=Brain croutons. Got it! /s
2026-11-03 05:33:18
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C :
“Low cognitive value thought droplets” is peak verbiage. Bravo. 👏 👏 👏
2026-10-31 09:55:10
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dvspns :
what makes comedy funny is the underlying truth in whatever is being said....so go ahead and just shoot me... we are doomed.
2026-10-31 09:35:03
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coke zero with lime :
there's a reason Microsoft laid off 60k... they can't afford their own product. Both to use and to host - losing money on it left right and center because it's so expensive to maintain. or so I've heard.
2026-10-31 00:42:13
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MsDLM50 :
Why do I feel like you’re prepping me for future meetings🤣🤣🤣
2026-10-31 05:13:01
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Eric Williams :
it's really quite easy to explain. just tell them, remember when we told you moving your infrastructure to the cloud would save you money and how that wasn't true. well this is just like that.
2026-10-30 22:02:51
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whtrbt7 :
It’s a SAAS and micro transaction enterprise mugging. 😳
2026-10-30 23:07:59
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CDL SOLUTIONS :
the audacity to not appreciate their creativity in billing models 😂
2026-10-31 00:37:50
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