@hollanovwhatifs: Nothing says “just rivals” like your WiFi password. Part 1/3 #hollanov #heatedrivalry #ilyarozanov #shanehollander #fakechat

IJustLiveHere :

This is curing my ao3 withdrawal

drit🍉 :

I have a son now Shane

R.R. :

damn that 'gueti beserig' gave me a jumpscare of my own language

anna :

So real about the bread tho

Whim :

The password took me a second i’ll admit 😭

erntheelf :

I need Shane to go over there anyway and let Haas figure it out

C :

"not the one in the plastic bag" 💀 shane would automatically love Luca for making Ilya eat something besides poptarts and coke

tatortotbrain 🇨🇦 :

“I have a son now” with no context is killing me 🤣 so stinkin cute!!!

HG :

me and shane getting cute aggression over ilya taking care of luca 😍

Kimmy 🇨🇦 :

Ao3 is down, this is feeding me

mo :

“you can say excellent” “i said good. 😐”

Alexandra (Noah's version)🍁🍂 :

an then he said 'gueti besserig' omg😭 my swiss HR heart cannot take this

Kinga :

The password…

⋆ Stevie ⋆ :

“had?” “i didn’t ask. i was scared” OMG BRILLIANT AHHAHAA

msrbrooksey :

The WiFi password 🤣🤣🤣

Bea (ChangedName) :

Aw Luca. He's literally three apples tall.

liljswim🐠🐠 :

“This bread is hard enough to break a window” “perfect! Sorry for you going to three bakeries” ugh, Ilya being so paternal over Luca is adorable! And you are an absolute rockstar for blessing us with these mini fics during AO3 shut down

ontheroadsupplyco :

“I have a son now” i am screaming 🤣

tatortotbrain 🇨🇦 :

He drove to three bakeries 😭 his heart is just too big. I love him so much.

Bee✨ :

These will get me through the great shut down of 2026, thank you for your service [Heartwarming]

peepeepoopoo :

Vanessa Burgos Ugaz :

God if somebody is watching me comment in every tik tok account with stories just let me be happy😭😭

Des X :

the wifi pw took me out bc it’s true!

Сюшанька :

Would you want to write part 2? Please?

G🌙 :

the bread thing is so real omg😭