@rowlauygh: I CAME HOME EXHAUSTED FROM MY SHIFT AND SAW MY FATHER TAGGING ME IN THE FAMILY CHAT. "WE'RE USING YOUR LAKE HOUSE FOR A 30-DAY REUNION," MOM WROTE, "PAY FOR THE GROCERIES AND BEHAVE." I ANSWERED, "NO." SHE SENT LAUGHING EMOJIS. "YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN STOP US, SON?" I DIDN'T REPLY. ON DAY ONE, DAD SCREAMED INTO THE PHONE, "WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE HOUSE?" AND WALKED OUT.