@lotsamiles: 10 REASONS TO COME TO THE CREEPY RETREAT 📚🥂 1. You don’t have to be a member. Just show up ready for a damn good time. 2. It’s OK to be scared to come alone. Come anyway. That’s how friendships start. 3. Use our group hotel rate for a girls’ trip. We fully support using us as your excuse. 4. Your kids need to know you’re more than a mom. Having your own life sets a pretty great example. 5. You deserve new friendships. Especially ones built around something YOU love. 6. You don’t have to earn a weekend away. Wanting one is reason enough. 7. You’ll find your people. Women who also think fictional murder is a perfectly normal hobby. 8. You’ll meet bestselling authors. The actual humans behind your favorite fictional psychopaths. 9. Life is too short for “maybe next year.” The laundry can wait. Go make memories. 10. You deserve to be the main character. Not someone’s mom, wife, or chauffeur. Just YOU. ❤️ THE CREEPY RETREAT | APRIL 23–26, 2027 Come alone. Come with friends. Come nervous. Come exactly as you are. There’s a seat for you. And we’d love to have you in it. 📚❤️
