@masononthemic: Some families have secrets. Some have lies. Ours has an abandoned children’s center, a suspicious birth year, and a maniac with an eyepatch who won’t stop petting his cat. 📻 Introducing AS THE DIAL TURNS — the radio soap opera absolutely nobody asked for. Episode 1: The drama is real. The acting is questionable. The plot is none of your business. Stay tuned. Things are about to get unnecessarily dramatic. 🍿 #AsTheDialTurns #SoapOpera #ComedySeries #MicroDrama@snackingintothemainframe