@loganward015:

cresil2022 :

sound of bills getting paid

Jhon Doe :

He probably saw you without makeup 🤩

Kira :

All of these sounds are attached with smells and stains.

🐿️🍃CalmtheChaos🍃🐿️ :

Thanks .. needed that reminder

🎣 Tatted 🎣 :

And that's just within the first 30 seconds after waking up

Tommy🥷🏻 :

Cold start

dirtymillennial :

You definitely missed a couple of sounds 🤷‍♂️

Kathy J. :

That's your mating call. 😂

Jessica Baldwin :

Thank you for that reminder 🤦🏻‍♀️going to enjoy my pizza in peace now lol

Yungmystro28 :

Lmao that sounds like bills getting paid getting ready to go to work

𝕸𝖎𝖈𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖊_𝕷𝖊𝖊 :

Or coughing up stomach acid 🤣🤣

PrettyLee✨✨ :

Smh no thanks

lalalande21 :

I know its bad but 15 years together and I woke up like a year later realizing I didnt have to wake up to his stank ass breath stinking up the whole room when we slept. I was legit noseblind to it.

brook :

at 5am ugh ..

SoDone :

I was on a plane yesterday amd all the sniffing, sneezing, coughing, throat clearing, and other men noises were triggering me sooooooo bad!

Heather Claburn489 :

Lmfao 😂 I just almost spit my wine out sitting at home enjoying my quiet single life!!!! Thank you for the reminder of why I'm better off alone!!! Priceless 🤣

melcat :

I turned this up in front of my boyfriend thinking he’d ask what this is. But instead a burp came out. Yeah.

Mary Jane :

I can't 😂😂

OpheliaSpaceDust :

Thank you for the reminder

LulaMarAva :

That doesn’t come close to be with a narcissist

soul_4025 :

Vraj Desai :

Me with chronic sinus issues that ive had surgery for and also ulcerative colitis that ive had surgery for. Im so cooked

John Hammon :

I don't like sounding like this lol

pearlsxlattes :

I know this is satire but can someone truly confirm if this is real lol

Luminastar :

I lived with one for almost 4 years. And will never again.