@redditd75: ON VALENTINE'S DAY, MY HUSBAND CALLED: "COME HOME. I HAVE WONDERFUL NEWS FOR YOU." I WALKED IN WITH OUR 10-MONTH-OLD DAUGHTER... BOTH FAMILIES WERE ALREADY WAITING. HE THREW A DNA TEST ON THE TABLE AND SAID: "SHE'S NOT MY CHILD!" MY MOTHER-IN-LAW SCREAMED, "GET OUT—AND TAKE HER WITH YOU!" THEN THE FRONT DOOR OPENED... MY HUSBAND WENT PALE. MY MOTHER-IN-LAW FROZE.