@usdaloans: The Department of Agriculture will literally give you a $0 down home loan just because your house is within 10 miles of a cow. 🐮🏡✨ No down payment, lower monthly fees, and the suburb counts as "rural." Government-funded quiet life wins
I live on 12 acres but only pay taxes on 1 acre as long as I keep livestock on the property. Not a problem. Went and rescued 10 donkeys and 2 cows.
2026-11-01 15:25:31
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Tae :
I got a usda home loan in 2019. I recommend it to everyone. 5 bedroom home. Only money down was insurance and inspection. It's an awesome program
2026-11-01 19:04:55
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It’s Me Chrissy 💋 :
Me standing outside the bank with my cow to prove I have one
2026-11-02 01:48:48
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Lord of the Fries :
What if you’re married to a cow??
2026-11-01 20:34:19
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Nikki :
I went through USDA to buy my first home…I was a single parent only making $9 an hour…this was 2001 they took a chance with me & I bought my house with my own signature…I was 28 years old…
2026-11-01 19:37:38
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Chadlew :
I dont ever wanna live ANYWHERE that isnt 10 miles from a cow.😏
2026-11-01 15:42:12
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nachofavoriteseason :
Wait so the place i rent now is 2acres surrounded by sheep and cow farms my landlord is interested in selling. HOW do I get qualified for this type of loan????
2026-11-02 08:16:35
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CanISpeaktotheManager :
we got our USDA loan a few years ago. we ended up having to come up with about $2000 for closing, which still wasn't bad at all for a house note less than 800/month💪
2026-11-02 00:53:15
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littlefootsmama💙🦕 :
how does one apply?
2026-11-02 07:52:31
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MiniWheat06✌️ :
My mom got a usda loan for a house in the middle of town. Cows have nothing to do with it.
2026-11-02 00:26:50
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Village Traveler :
where do I sign up
2026-11-02 08:10:28
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Mallard Creek Outdoors :
We qualified for a USDA loan because the driveway was dirt until you were near the house. Down payment was $650 on 210k house on 1 acre.
2026-11-02 02:41:47
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tourbustony :
i purchased with a usda loan in may. there are more stipulations than just having a cow within 10 miles.
2026-11-01 17:25:38
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🐄 cowgirlslay 🌻 :
we just closed on our USDA home. No money down. and actually got a check for $500 at closing.
2026-11-02 07:23:25
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Michelle Emory :
but what kind of control do they now have over my property if I get this?
2026-11-01 16:37:59
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Loving Life in Vegas :
be aware, you'll have to pay PMI on these loans.
2026-11-01 21:08:59
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Bobbi :
you sure?????
2026-11-02 06:34:54
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user6548212208215 :
its called rural development loans aka RD got my house no down payment only $500 good faith payment and got that back.
2026-11-01 17:12:10
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Austin Carr360 :
shit ill buy the cows to put on the land if I could get financed 😅
2026-11-01 14:48:19
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Jack Ster961 :
Then when enough people are living within 10 miles of that same cow, they will group together and complain about the smell and work to get rid of that cow.
2026-11-01 19:05:42
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Treecare832026 :
You're forgetting to mention that a person most likely is going to have to jump through 1,000,000 hoops. And don't even try to say they won't because I looked into this yesterday.
2026-11-02 01:09:36
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n_unya76 :
its not that easy I just went thru it, it's same as FHA everything has to be perfect unless u get the 1 time construction loan & for that u have to have up to 10% down for the loan
2026-11-01 22:09:26
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AngelicPayne | Humor•Life•UGC :
really???? Im writing this down and looking into it
2026-11-01 18:58:37
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healvate :
Not as simple as this is making it out to be. The requirements are strict and you still have to qualify based on income and credit
2026-11-01 20:22:09
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