@happyatheism: Hell yeah!

steve-o :

satan sounds like a stoner lol

A_missing_brother :

so god is the main villain posing as a good guy

Professor Of Love :

I’ll take a first class ticket to this hell please

apocalypticsanity :

Lucifer was NEVER the bad guy

Mint :

yeah, why would satan punish people for agreeing with him?

DADDY CRANE :

the next day

Amanda Rain :

Because if Satan was real, why would he punish people for doing the things he wanted them to do?

Enola_evol :

This was so funny. Thank you for this

𝓙𝓪𝔃𝔃𝔂:^ :

Mind you the “fruit” was self awareness.

megheighway :

the older I become the more I ask questions like this and become confused...

fgad04 :

I fully agree, but one point to note: according to the Bible, hell contains lakes of sulfur. That means a maximum temperature of 444.6 degrees Celsius. In heaven, there is the light of 7 suns over 7 days—that’s at least 500 degrees Celsius.

juliebeeem :

the godless scientists have created air conditioning……

La Gringa Comé Arepas :

I CACKLED at “universal healthcare” lmaoooo

❤️‍🔥Vexira :

I hope I can move up the hell ladder and become manager one day 🖤

Kashimo Hajime :

first let's fucking go

PaleSEkipomPoSvijetu :

you're the best Satan too!!!!

jk787007 :

its hilarious that this is 100% accurate

Nadine Emrich :

This is hell for sure

goodlivingcs :

SkyK :

Satan is like an 80’s beachbum. He’s rad

cheyennedwilliams :

Looking forward to cashing this in 😎

Yestotoast :

Stuart Walczak-Gillies :

I thought he was kicked out for starting a rebellion because he wanted the angels to have free will? I'm an atheist so don't really know the story but I have heard this one a lot.

Jay :

Me and the devil, walking side by side 🎵🎵

Wise651 :

Best breakdown of religious bs!