@michblakexo: So there I was, sitting in a diner with an enormous plate of waffles, whipped cream and strawberries in front of me, when I started thinking about the slightly ridiculous realities of being in the big boobs club… 😂🍒 Because there are a few things men probably don’t realize until they actually date a girl built like me. 1. I’m definitely not the girl who orders a side salad on a date. If there’s a ridiculous-looking waffle dessert on the menu, I’m having it. And there’s a very good chance I’ll be eyeing up yours too. 😂 2. My idea of a perfectly innocent outfit might be VERY different from yours. I can put on a simple fitted top, sit down to enjoy my waffles and somehow look like I’ve dressed for a completely different occasion. 3. Finding clothes that fit everywhere is practically a full-time job. Something can fit beautifully around my waist and still be fighting for its life up top. And don’t even get me started on finding a decent bra. 😂 But here’s the thing… At 33, I’ve learned to embrace my figure, enjoy my food and stop worrying about whether I’m taking up a little too much space. And I think there’s something rather lovely about a gentleman who appreciates a woman with curves, a healthy appetite and a cheeky sense of humor. Now I’m curious about something… Gentlemen, if you were taking me out for waffles on our first date, would you be the type to order your own dessert, or would you insist we share one? 👀❤️

Mich 🌙

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