@vintagehistorian: Idk how I’m gonna top this next year, please give me ideas below #eanasir #bronzeage #halloweencostume #ancienthistory #historytok

Malticia Addams :

I love gay Halloween. what do you mean you're the complaint tablet about Ea-Nasir's shitty copper 💀

Fernanda :

Gay Halloween is crazy cause I’ve seen Tyler Catastrophe, the Salem witch trials gallows, and the BOSTON METRO SYSTEM

yakov zhukov :

And this is why I sold you bad copper

sean :

𐎦𐎮𐎮𐎣 𐎠𐎭𐎣 𐎵𐎤𐎱𐏀 𐎥𐎸𐎭𐎭𐏀 💯💯

simplesandwhich :

Oh the one about the Egyptian man complaining that his teenage son is lazy and just thinks of beer and women

KLBJewelry :

Scoop (6’3 btw) :

Bought some copper I think🤔

notoday :

after all this time people still talking about how bad a business man he was.

Jackson Alexander :

Incredible, niche, amazing 10/10 no notes. Also no copper.

✌️❤️✨ :

That is the most niche FABULOUS costume of 2026 omg ded 💀

Ambrose ❤️ :

Legendary

The B-Team :

I said it there I'll say it here I won't stand for such slander!

FBI :

sell good copper and you'd be remembered for maybe 10 years sell bad copper and your name would be immortalized [Tertawa sampai menangis]

Marrow :

matteo :

i hate when people have better copper than me

Zosc Mengiste :

You can sell good copper or be remembered, no in between

jasper :

He too sold me bad copper, I haven’t forgiven him since

genericexcuse :

I work at a public library and I did a workshop about old writing systems with kids and I just had to use Ea- Nasir‘s one star reviews to introduce them to cuneiform. They were so invested in that guy 😂

Bruce RL :

Gimil-Sin would appreciate you for this

nova :

iseeyourightnow :

This is autistic Halloween and I love it.

Even🪶🍉 :

That costume is so peak, why didn't I think of that?

Megan :

If you wanted to continue the theme, you could be one of the Amarna letters (on clay tablet) where Tushratta bitches to Akhenaten about the gold statues he was promised and never receiver. The tl;dr is “I thought we were bros, you promised, I’m writing your mom” 😆

alice ❀ :

5 stars (not sure about giving 5 stars for the copper though...)