@denofsmols: 👑 MEET HER ROYAL FLUFFINESS: GC, BWR, NW PRINCESS DONUT THE QUEEN ANNE CHONK (IYKYK) Princess Donut is currently interviewing potential minions (adopters! She means adopters) to cater to the absolute finest feline to ever survive a planetary collapse. 📋 ANIMAL SPECIFICATIONS • Tortoiseshell (The pedigree speaks for itself) • Age: Eternal (Or, according to the vet, 2 years old) • Current Status: Looking for a forever home that has only the comfiest blankets. 🌟 SPECIAL ABILITIES & TALENTS • Gourmet Palate: Only the finest fancy treats. Do not even think about offering generic kibble. Temptation treats on demand! (Please do not give her all the Temptations she demands) • Fashion Icon: Unbelievably photogenic. A girl can never have too many tiaras. 🚫 ABSOLUTE HOME REQUIREMENTS (NON-NEGOTIABLE) 1. No dogs named Ferdinand. They are untrustworthy and unrefined. 2. A competent bodyguard to carry Princess Donut to specific locations around the home as she demands. Not to be lugged around like a sack of potatoes. Princess Donut is not a dirty root vegetable. Bonus points if this bodyguard is named Carl. 3. Acceptance that Princess Donut is smarter than you. She knows it. You'll know it too. 4. Must never, under any circumstances, call her ordinary. 🏆 NEW ACHIEVEMENT! "The Chonk Chooses You" Reward: You receive 24/7 access to the most demanding, brilliant, and fiercely loyal companion in the universe. Are you ready to join the crawl? Stop by the shelter and see if you are the purrrrrfect match for Princess Donut! Habersham County Animal Shelter Clarkesville GA #dungeoncrawlercarl #adopt #tortieshellcat #dcc #mongoisappalled

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