@belowthebelthumor: Every other kid in this room rehearsed for three weeks. Bow ties, princess dresses, perfect little steps, moms filming in 4K with tears in their eyes. And then there's him. Blue shirt. Zero rhythm. Maximum confidence. While everyone else is graduating kindergarten, he's graduating into his final form. He doesn't do choreography. He does patrols. You can already see it in his eyes: sunflower seeds in one pocket, a deal for the good swing at recess in the other. The teacher is clapping because she has no choice. She knows. Everyone knows. Somewhere a three-stripe tracksuit in size 104 just felt a disturbance in the force. Today it's the kindergarten dance floor. Tomorrow it's squatting outside the apartment block with the boys. 🥲 Rate his walk from 1 to Slav Squat 👇 #gopnik #slavmemes #kindergarten #funnykids #memes

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