@pretendiminteresting:

Joereos :

Aye boss gotta put in my 2 minute notice

Denn+Tech 💻 :

"This is unfortunately above my paygrade"

Tony :

“This is a matter for the FBI”✌️

pford :

And the killer at large is named “The Scary Mean Killer Devil Guy”

Stuff with Steve :

Driving home with the images stuck in my head like I wasn't working at Chipotle last week

xZoeyx :

I'm all out of hope. one more bathroom breaaak.

Alex.Oasis.Knight :

my first day as a detective when I enter my apartment and my partner is in pieces on the wall like art with a note addressed to me

EUWAAAAH :

You know what, let me go get settled in and I’ll be right back

BIG JOE :

Me aura farming in the rain thinking I’m Cole Phelps in la noire

Scary Emmeline :

“Is that… nope, see ya”

Oly.Oly.OxenFree :

“Forgot somethin in my car brb.” 🚗💨

jarelleblanc :

Killer:“Kiss the blood BD.” Me: “no thanks”

Topher Gerald Music :

Packing my things and leaving

Oscar6969 :

That’s the reason I signed up 😁

Heller97 :

Then you see your full name

MJ :

“I’m cooked”

Imalreadyyeet👌 :

All of a sudden I realized I’m not a main character [Crying]

R :

30 years later some plucky upstart straight outta Quantico comes up to me talking about some "you gotta help me catch him" but that case never sat right with me and I'm just fine with that ✌️😌

K :

Rank lobbies naw you got it bruh ✌️

trodrigue34 :

If you wanna win the lottery, you have to make the money to buy a ticket

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atomix4250 :

Then you see a smiley face painted in blood

projectszzz :

ypeezy2300 :

So i have to really solve this case ??