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e͓̽r͓̽r͓̽t͓̽o͓̽r͓̽q͓̽u͓̽e͓̽ :
God took six days. Six days, can you believe it? I would have done it in two. Maybe one. Beautiful universe. Bigger galaxies, better planets. And no black holes. Terrible holes. Nobody knows more about holes than me. God actually came to me, tears in his eyes, and said, 'Sir, I wish I'd hired you.'" On Adam and Eve: Terrible deal. Absolutely terrible. One snake, two people, and they lose paradise? I would have negotiated with the snake. Very smart snake, by the way. We get along beautifully. I would have made the snake pay for the apples. Concerning the flood: Noah built one boat. ONE! And they call this guy a genius? I would have built an entire fleet. Beautiful boats. Golden boats. The animals would have paid for their own accommodations. And the flood? Gone in three days. I know water. Nobody knows water better than me.
2026-11-02 05:04:01
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Andrew Leonard6650 :
didn't he have bone spurs to get out of going to Vietnam?
2026-11-02 04:18:05
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UMMAH GROWTH :
just like you won the Iran war in 3 days.
2026-11-02 03:55:30
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MT :
He could end Star Wars in one episode. 🙄
2026-11-02 03:33:01
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Matthias van Huygevoort :
how could he won? he dodged the draft for vietnam
2026-11-02 03:26:55
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Ileanast :
I’m so sick of him! I hate him
2026-11-02 03:33:52
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me :
He's a legend in his own mind.
2026-11-02 03:05:54
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Pambos1926 :
The fact that he actually believes he is smarter than any previous president is hilarious!
2026-11-02 05:43:04
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Africa :
But how do Americans stand this nonsense comedy
2026-11-02 04:27:14
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𝕁𝕒𝕫 & ℂ𝕙𝕣𝕚𝕤 :
Why are they clapping 😳
2026-11-02 04:03:31
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Hansi :
he is a shame for sich a beautiful country!
2026-11-02 08:16:34
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user416948749226 :
9 months now in iran war and you losing badly😅😅😅
2026-11-02 05:54:57
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srbrit :
Surely the audiance must be paid,why would you want to listen to that rubbish.
2026-11-02 07:58:26
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Joe Moody :
America is just a laughing stock 😂😂😂😂
2026-11-02 04:12:13
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lovebird :
Người mỹ lên mặt trăng có thể trở về nhưng sang VN thì chúng tôi không chắc
2026-11-02 04:53:53
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The Hingston’s :
how the fuck is still president 😳
2026-11-02 08:16:36
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Life_of_Albert :
I swear this guy is delusional
2026-11-02 07:50:13
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olalekan_MJ :
why haven't you won this😁
2026-11-02 08:19:54
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Nav Khan :
Trump Is a Liar! PERIOD!
2026-11-02 03:05:46
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Celshube yare12 :
Delusion at its finest 👌
2026-11-02 06:15:17
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gs :
The orange man talks about agent orange😂
2026-11-02 06:47:48
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thechad7409 :
OMG people WAKE UP! Honestly - this guy is out to lunch
2026-11-02 04:20:33
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Black and yellow Dairy :
How any veteran can support this man is beyond me
2026-11-02 07:21:47
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Dok :
He thinks he is the greatest person who ever lived 🙄
2026-11-02 03:42:40
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Same Guy Who Said He'll End The War in Ukraine in A Day
2026-11-02 03:30:42
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