@starfishhhhc: right right EDIT: ur comments are blowing me bc some of yall are w genuine DEVILS😭😭 i promise hes the sweetest just a troll sometimes guys i swearr🌝🌝..

melonie :

he tests my patience

ablondehaslandedxo :

you gotta kill him i’m so sorry

wzz.mya :

like r we deadass?

🫶🏽👀 :

All i yelled was “HUHH”

hayden grace💐 :

mine broke up w me cuz his knee hurt.

ladiesman217 :

right

Dean blunt :

sooshecat :

Got broken up with bc “I wouldn’t let him watch one piece” (He was cheating on me with 3 other girls) 😣

Mad :

when I offered a guy HAND SANITIZER and he said "aw man is this some girly shit?"

mads :

My ex husband told me he cheated on my because I supposedly yelled at him over a block of sharp cheddar cheese

cloudiea1 :

my high school bf cheated on me because he had a mosquito bite

𝔐𝔞𝔯𝔩𝔢𝔶 🦈🫧 :

No I’m irritated

abby :

I deleted tinder over this

Alyssa :

Once said to me he couldn’t hangout with me cuz his lips were too chapped then proceeded to go hangout with another girl at a hotel for 24 hours

Shalieen Alieen✝️ :

Is still so crazy looking back

⋆˚࿔ 𝓢𝓲𝔁 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ :

it’s like they’re in a perpetual state of confusion. as if it’s their first time on earth. it fries me every time.

blonde.mma :

He told me he couldn’t call bc his eye was watering🥀

vanna 🤍 :

reading all these photo reply’s pissin me off and it’s only 6 am

esme :

ngl he is pure evil but it was funny😭

🪨 :

i told mine one day i was craving something flavored pineapple or coconut and he went into the store and then he came out and told me “they dont have anything flavored pineapple or coconut. they only have pina colada”

sab✨💖✨ :

asked him to pick up groceries cuz i’m working a double and he said he has to make breakfast?

sofia :

he was dead serious too

Lαɳԃɾყ ࣪ ִֶָ☾. :

🫩🫩🫩🫩

lily redfearn :

oh i know ball

syd cha :

it's only funny bc it isn't happening to me...