@lifeandlucyy: Things I do as a mum that my child-free friends would be HORRIFIED by... 😂💀 And the thing is, before I had a child, I would’ve been horrified too. Now? Barely bats an eyelid! So here goes… 🤢 At times I’ve had to my child’s vomit in my bare hands 🍽️ Eat the soggy leftovers off his plate 🧻 Check his bum because apparently wiping is an advanced life skill 🤧 Let him cough directly into my mouth and just accept my fate 🚽 Have absolutely no personal space, even when I’m on the toilet 💀 Smell a suspicious stain to work out what it is 🍪 Food shopping alone is considered as a day out by myself Five years into motherhood and honestly, what even am I anymore? Please tell me it’s not just me because I refuse to believe we’re all out here living like this in silence. What’s the most feral thing you’ve done as a mum? 🫠 #honestmotherhood #feralmumsoftiktok #mumlifeuk things i do as a mum | mum life uk | real mum life | relatable mum life | mum confessions | feral mum life | honest motherhood